My parents don't post on ****ty threads? Yet another Devfail that you're going to spend 10 pages trying to argue your way out of?
I think he meant thread as in a sperm, well that's how I saw it and it was very funny. Great Uncle Bulgaria won't be in attendance, he's in court again!
How's that, by making a joke at your expense? If that's your litmus test for desperation then you should have changed your username to Dan some considerable time ago.