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What age does your belly button start stinking ?

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  1. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Just had a little root about and found some blue fluff in my naval, weird as I don't have any blue shirts and when i sniffed it I noticed it was smelling bad really bad .
    :emoticon-0120-doh:
     
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  2. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Never, if you actually have a wash now and again.
     
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  3. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    You're dying.
     
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  4. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    We are all dying Archers.
     
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  5. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Some of us are already dead.
     
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  6. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Zombies ? Or QPR fans?
     
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  7. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    just wax your belly and wash every day - problem solved.

    obviously not speaking from experience with the whole waxing your belly thing...
     
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  8. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Does Jordan wax his belly button ?
     
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  9. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    I wouldn't know, he and I are through. I am free and single again.
     
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  10. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    You were too good for him anyway it was never going to last...:emoticon-0109-kiss:
     
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  11. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    why thank you <smooch>

    edit - can we have pictures of said blue fluff?
     
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  12. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Give it a few weeks let's not rush things .
     
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  13. BrAdY

    BrAdY Well-Known Member

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    well hello... pm me babes
     
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  14. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    im waiting for my perfect gent, gambol.

    where is he?!
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    :grin:
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Seems to have far too much time on his hands.
     
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  17. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    kept me waiting there.
     
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  18. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    What age does your belly button start stinking ?

    It doesn't if you wash, you uncouth, malodorous weirdo <doh>
     
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  19. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Any embarrassing pics of him? does he have a gay uncle or such like?
     
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  20. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    unfortunately not. Im sorry, I failed :(
     
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