Mouser Watch #2

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It's great that this thread is as instructional as it is fascinating. We've had English grammar and Greek history to compliment the usual Mouser psycho-analysis. No wonder this thread continues to grow in stature and popularity.
 
Victor Valdes is set to join Liverpool, as he missed this summer's World Cup with Spain and would like to be embarrassed while playing for a side that wear red.
Got to be better than having no real competition for Mignolet, anyway.

On the negative side for Scousers, Fanny has left Mario only days after he volunteered to have his house periodically robbed during away games.
It's believed that Balotelli has already began to sought out some alternative Fanny. Alternative to Fanny, sorry.

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He was also dropped by Italy, so he's had a pretty eventful time of late.
 
Bib boy has allegedly kicked a Wolves player in the head in a closed doors friendly today. :D

http://t.co/70HgI0ttVN

It's a rumour based on a photo of a Balo talking to a ref and a Wolves player clutching his head. Everyone at the match says it was a clash of ankles, no head involved- just a possibly clumsy tackle. Even wolves are saying there was no head kick.


He did however cut off a wolves player's penis just before half time and burn it infront of a satanic alter in the training grounds and started muttering something about "I shall do your bidding dark lord".
 
I thought he dumped her.

What the hell is wrong with him? There is exactly 0% chance he could possibly find anyone more attractive!

Yes, but he can now have lots of 7s, 8s and 9s instead of one 10. Is quality more important than quantity? Who knows?
Why always him?
 
I note that Sturridge is out of the England squad with a thigh injury.

It's no great loss, of course. It just means that that's one less "striker" who will fail to score, yet again, in an England shirt.