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Has anyone on here slept with a prostitute?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jun 29, 2011.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    ...just curious what your experiences are as my 'friend' is considering it....

    naturally a female...
     
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  2. Depay Sound

    Depay Sound Well-Known Member

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    But you don't mind if they've had "corrective" surgery since?
     
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  3. Hash.

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    why would sleep with a prostitute ? if your paying her she'll let have the ride <ok>
     
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  4. Hash.

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    <laugh>
     
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  5. Longview01

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    I wish I had....would of been cheaper than my current relationship
     
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    fevriul Well-Known Member

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    Word! :(
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    OOOFFT! I feel yer pain, mate <ok>
     
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  9. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    People who haven't are just plain weird.
     
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  10. Cosmic_LUFC

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    aye...everyones doing it these days...
     
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    i've not, not due to any moral compulsion just never have. plenty of my mates have, if you survey the guys in the army the % is higher though, especially if they were based in germany at any point <laugh>
     
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    lone ranger, you are weird!
     
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    I got robbed by one in germany. waxed my card the bitch <wah>

    who gives their bank card to a hooker though? I mean who does that!!?? <wah>

    £1500 down :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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    I've never done it.
    You can go to the pub, buy a burd a few drinks, ask her questions, seem interested in her answers, then take her home and have crazymonkey shaggin' <ok>

    I don't think I'd ever pay a Pro.
     
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    weirdo.
     
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  16. Cosmic_LUFC

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    isn't a taking a bird down the pub buying her drinks and then banging her and never seeing her again pretty similar to prostitution?
     
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  17. Erik

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    No, though I'm sure I will when my burd inevitably runs off with my best mate and/or dad.
     
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  18. Zico

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    You're onto something there. <laugh>
     
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  19. Forza Bianchi

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    Surely you can get some without paying for it. Nobody can be that bad!
     
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  20. Otto Flayshow

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    Things they don't teach you at Harvard Business School:

    If it floats, flies or ****s, it's cheaper to rent it.
     
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