Some proper ****ers in there last night. One was a manc with hair looking like it had been treated with used chip fat. He was saying utd will win it this season having signed Falcao and Di Maria #properplastic
They think they'll win it every year the poor delusional ****ers. I think Fergie was a psychological experiment sent by the American government to see how they'd all act and deal with it after. There's a wall of tv screens in Area 51 monitoring Old Trafford and Fergie's behind glass there
ABSOLUTE CLASSIC I got there at 11.00 am yesterday for the usual few ***s sitting at the bar with a pint. The first thing Denice said to me was "Do you want to but any cheese? "£1.50 for a £5 pack". I asked her if I could have a pint first. She had about 40 packs of Cathedral City and it flew out. Buying cheese at the Cheese, courtesy of her latest pet shop-lifters . I should add that about 2 months ago (I wasn't there)< a random pole walked in and asked if they sold Cheese in there She then asked me if I had John Jenk's number and wanted me to phone him to tell him she had a bag of sirloin and gammon steaks for £20, but she had to get rid of it today. Next in was Steve fresh from a carboot and he was flogging a router (carpentry). Paid a tenner and flogged it for £30. How the next bit came up I have no idea, but it seems that Denice and several of the regulars could get phone numbers for prostitutes if required. At 11.40, the back door opened (front door still locked) and 8 people walked in who no-one had ever seen before. I asked Denice if she wanted the ashtrays back behind the bar and she said "Nah, **** it". Honestly, it was like a stationery carboot in there. He lad had gone with a couple of mates to the aftermath of Creamfield and had salvaged 2 wheelie bins full of cans of beer and cider (all unopened), which she was knocking out for 50p a can. It was like Bargain Booze in there and this all before the ****ing place was officially open. It's at times like this that the Cheese is a truly magical place Her Rottweiler bit Bakky Dave as well.
Knocked off cheese, recycled ale, a router and the option of a root. Sounds like an average Sunday morning
So basically there was a lock in and denise sold knock off beer at say i dunno what 25p for her and 25p for the lad who lifted them? would she not be costing herself money at that OR of course its tax free easy money i suppose..
