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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Magic Ted, Sep 4, 2014.

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  1. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    Any new member that joins will get a personal induction by my good self. What other reason is needed to join up
     
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    Jürgenmeiʃter, Sep 4, 2014
  2. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    So you love all ladies except English ones?
     
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    Germlands Nozzer, Sep 4, 2014
  3. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    If they're new, they might not know quite how good an offer that is.

    What exactly do you mean by "personal induction" though? :emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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    Germlands Nozzer, Sep 4, 2014
  4. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    No love those as well, well some of them. Foreign ladies are mysterious though

    Dont know

    I'll just show them around
     
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    Jürgenmeiʃter, Sep 4, 2014
  5. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    What about on Saturdays? Do you like foreign men?
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Sep 4, 2014
  6. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Trying to attract new members, not put them off <yikes>
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Sep 4, 2014
  7. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    On a serious note, one way to attract new members would be to create a twitter account that is managed by someone here and get some followers and promote the site and stuff <ok>

    Think one of the Newcastle posters does that and seems to work <ok>
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Sep 4, 2014
  8. johnsonsbaby

    johnsonsbaby Well-Known Member

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    You won't believe this ....... https://twitter.com/Not606Everton
     
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    johnsonsbaby, Sep 4, 2014
  9. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    Wasn't that done before? Can't remember who was doing it though.
     
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    Germlands Nozzer, Sep 4, 2014
  10. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Already done. Can't remember who started it, may have been Ze. I think Gonzo tried to take it over too but don't know if he did or not
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Sep 4, 2014

  11. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Any female members that join will get a free picture of my cock


    Sign up ladies....or should I say queue up ladies <rose>
     
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    Skylarker, Sep 4, 2014
  12. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I didn't know you kept chickens.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Sep 4, 2014
  13. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    No

    I know, its an offer for new members only
     
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    Jürgenmeiʃter, Sep 4, 2014
  14. Tobes

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    A psychologist might say that you've got penile inadequacy issues......<whistle>
     
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  15. CCC

    CCC Poet Laureate

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    A prison warden might say that you've got Penal inadequacy issues! . . . 'cos he's worked in gaols . . .I'll get my coat! :bandit:
     
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    CCC, Sep 4, 2014
  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Then you want your ****ing nackers removing.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Sep 5, 2014
  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I'll do it :emoticon-0116-evilg
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Sep 5, 2014
  18. saintanton

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    She'd probably do it for him.
     
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    saintanton, Sep 5, 2014
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