Wouldn't bother worrying about how to pronounce it just yet Shaks. He'd be at opposite end of spectrum to poor auld Hock
Christ - is that the best you can do Chippy? It's like dealing with an escapee from the lower fifth on here. Just to put you in the picture, ovine fantasies were all so last year dear - we are into different things these days. They even used to form part of the medical that players had to pass. Medel nearly failed last year because he forgot to bring his wellies. Vince saved the day by offering to take the test for him - he passed with flying colours. Nowadays, we all have to have a Tan. No Ambre Solaire required - we just bend down and wait for the divine intervention of our master. Penetration complete, we all relax in the knowledge that the sheep must have actually been very pleased with our own past efforts.
Well in the Blue Geezer - been in the grandstand since the CCS opened and the same at the old NP after doing my stint in the Grange end and Bobbank before that. Must say the view across from me is all bit odd, but somehow surprisingly pleasing. The new red seated upper Ninian stand looks very impressive - now we just gotta fill it.
