The Official Welcome/Sign The **** Up Thread!

I just had to have a look

 

I was sensible and just went for "Oma", that was ok. Just tried German granny. Didn't even bother with the images (I'm at work...), just the normal search was bad enough!

 

Randy old strumpets the auld Gerries eh? Note to self

 

Really nice places these Centre Parks, accomadation is lovely and you can spend loads on activities or if you want a cheaper holiday just use all the free stuff and have BBQ's.

 

The more the better

 

North York Moors, mate. It's the bollocks. There's a forestry commission site with log cabins where we stayed many times (near Pickering). Loads to do, not far to the cost and plenty of country pubs doing superb food. Can't recommend it highly enough

 

Is this the mafia thread... and do i need guess which of you lot is wayne rooney????

 

****ing yes. One of the best google searches out there

10/10... would bang. 10/10... would bang. 10/10... would bang. Pages and pages of it.

Did you find that Mary Berry vid on your travels??

 

My youngest is on her way to the Isle of Wright () at this moment, on her way to 'Bestival'

 

Northumbria coast

 

That's the one with the orgy and bukkake tents isn't it?

 

I ****ing love 'em, the filthy old sluts

 

Well, this should encourage the ladies to sign up!

 

I'm at work, so it'll have to keep for another day. Another note to self

 

Hopefully German ones - over 50

 

I went years ago because I knew someone that worked in the admin offices (they don't now) so got a free pass. They are very good relaxing places with plenty to do but far from cheap if you're not in the know

 

I did a GIS for "German Grandmother" and that's where I got the images I posted. Nothing too racy showed up for me. Maybe Granny is more "racy". Chuckled when the queen showed up on the first page.

 

Is that a festival where they celebrate bestiality?

 

So why German grannies- are they supposed to be more enjoyable than... say, French ones?

 

Was looking for the log cabins but they're not cheap either. I was budgeting the accommodation to no more than £500 and thats more than I'd like TBH. Seen a decent standard static home in Weymouth for £418 incluidng hiring a travel cot and pushchair (save room in the car, they're only £6 each for the week)