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Discussion in 'Bristol City' started by Shinycitylad7, Apr 11, 2012.

  1. MassiveAttack

    MassiveAttack Well-Known Member

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    Mr Hargreaves, we are having problems locating your penis
     
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  2. DannyBangsAlot

    DannyBangsAlot New Member

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    We'll get mrs Waters to deal with this she considers herself to be an expert with small penis after having many years experience in her private life. <ok>

    <laugh>
     
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  3. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    Who's Mrs Walters?

    Anyway when all these leaders land in Wales today that makes us the most powerful nation in the world so watch out!
     
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  4. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker Staff Member

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    ROD stop upsetting Sapphire over on the "gas" board...
     
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  5. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    He's old and probably confused with what's going on at the NLBR bless him.
     
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  6. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    I've just had the US president fly over my house, how many of you can say that <ok>
     
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  7. DannyBangsAlot

    DannyBangsAlot New Member

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    Well considering he probably flew over Bristol to get to Wales almost all of us <ok>
     
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  8. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    But did you see it?
     
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  9. banksyisourhero

    banksyisourhero Well-Known Member

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    Rooney is ****...
     
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  10. MassiveAttack

    MassiveAttack Well-Known Member

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    Barack Obama has arrived in Wales for the Nato summit, the first US president in office to visit the country.
    The Marine One helicopter carrying the US president dropped down into the Celtic Manor Resort in Newport shortly after 19:30 BST.
    Organisers have said the event will put Wales "on the world stage" President Obama took time out to speak to some local people of Newport, Tony Waters, 54, from Ysgol Yr Hendre, in Caernarfon, said: "When I am grown up I hope that everyone is treated equally, whatever the colour of their skin and their sexuality, then I won't be the only gay in the village', President Obama replied 'hey security, get rid of this limey ***'.
     
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  11. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>, you twat <laugh>
     
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  12. MassiveAttack

    MassiveAttack Well-Known Member

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    what? I enjoy writing short stories, one day you'll be in my best seller.
     
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  13. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    **** off everyone knows you like selling Lanny out to your buddies
     
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  14. MassiveAttack

    MassiveAttack Well-Known Member

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    dick, wouldn't get much for snitcher!
     
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  15. Lan Logger

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    Anyone else up? I have the worst stomach ache ever and have no idea whether I'm going to be sick or not

    But other than that I'm fine..
     
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  16. BrAdY

    BrAdY Well-Known Member

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    aye
     
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  17. MassiveAttack

    MassiveAttack Well-Known Member

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    reminds me of that Marc Almond story when they pumped so many pints of spunk out of his stomach. Any way wtf is 'television pictures are breaking up with distoration on Thursday morning'? that has to be the most ****ish thread the twat has ever came up with. the bloke is a asshole with way too much time on his hands, I wish he'd get a allotment and stop posting his ****e.
     
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  18. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    Think the sex change worked you're Pregnant or more likely what massive says


    I blame you for leaving and Lanny for voting
     
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  19. Lan Logger

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    Don't worry everyone I'm fine now :)

    Must of been that dodgy pie I had
     
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  20. RedorDead

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    Do you notice he ignores these, guilty man I think
     
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