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OT. The Millionaire Club

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  1. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    First question when you meet a new squeeze for the first time - spit, swallow, on your tits, your back, stomach or inside?
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Sep 2, 2014
  2. Lucas Talking

    Lucas Talking Well-Known Member

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    I imagine your immediate follow up question is to ask which hand she uses predominately so you know which cheek to tense?
     
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  3. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    No one I dated ever asked how much money I made.


    There again. Most of my dating was University age dating... I married one of the first girls I dated after graduating and I've stayed married that whole time.
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    #childhoodsweetheart
     
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  5. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Kinda... I was 17 when I first met her, she was 14. Didn't start dating until she was 19 though (she was 20 when we got married... not able to legally drink at our wedding). I've known her over half my life now! <ok>
     
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  6. Super G Ted'inho

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    One of the first things I said to my mrs (NM) was "Football will always come first" #catch
     
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  7. Tobes

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    haha, top man <ok>

    I'm lucky as my better half loves the game and doesn't mind me watching it and comes with me most weeks.
     
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  8. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    I think it was you I told the last time this sort of topic cropped up too <laugh>

    My mrs (NM) made out she liked football and claimed to be an Arsenal (Thierry Henry) fan but had a Forest shirt. Didn't last long though. She briefly liked Liverpool because of me before going off football completely. she did enjoy the 25 May 2005 though <whistle>
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Is your good lady a BS as well? <whistle>
     
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  10. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    glad you look after her sexually then <ok>
     
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  11. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    <laugh> I normally have my head in the gutter... how did I miss that! <laugh>
     
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  12. Tobes

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    Yep, a convert though.
     
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  13. Tobes

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    From what? <yikes>

    Please don't tell me she was a RED <yikes>
     
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  15. Tobes

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    No mate.
     
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  16. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Racist!
     
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  17. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    I horsed it into a bird many moons ago and her step dad was a multi millionaire. He didnt like me but im guessing its because I was porking his fit step daughter and he was stuck with the ageing mother.
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Thank **** for that. Who did she support?
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Didn't think there were any millionaires in the Emerald Isle <whistle>
     
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  20. Tobes

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    'Boro.
     
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