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  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Tits like empty Tesco bags but you'd get a world-class Victoria Sponge out of it.

    Here she is sniffing some hemp.

    Wid Ye?

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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Sep 2, 2014
  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Wid I what?
     
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  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Pap yer baguette in her proving drawer?
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Whit the **** is wrang wi your heid? <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Sep 2, 2014
  5. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    She'd have a fanny like the pages out of a monastery's bible - big, dry, crispy flaps <laugh>

    Is nobody up for a challenge?
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Sep 2, 2014
  6. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    She'd make ye cakes n pies afterwards!


    Am in!
     
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  7. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Whit about the two lesbian-y women that present it?

    Mel, Ah wid.

    Sue, ten years ago, Ah wid've.
     
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  8. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Mel,if she is the blond one.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Sep 2, 2014
  9. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    A wid baith of them
     
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  10. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Sue Perkins looks like Colin Murray with tits.

    Mel has dodgy teeth, and Mary is wrinklier than my scrotum on a frosty morning.

    I'm out on all 3.
     
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    Based on the evidence that a **** closing up is as good as one opening up, ah wid.
     
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  12. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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  13. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    There'd be no jam in her Victoria Sandwich but plenty of cream.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Sep 2, 2014
  14. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I would not accept one of her chocolate fingers.
     
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  15. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    We're not exactly raisin the bar here
     
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    Ahd put some cream on her cherries
     
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  17. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    <rofl>

    You ****s must be desperate. And **** ugly.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Sep 2, 2014
  18. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    If you had a pic of any bird pulling that face, she'd look dodgy. Even Gemma Arterton or Jennifer Lawrence.

    Ok, not Gemma Arterton or Jennifer Lawrence. They'd look gorgeous if they were licking piss off a nettle.

    I would Mel. She's got a cheekiness about her.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Sep 2, 2014
  19. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    ^^^^^

    I agree and would say she's a goer.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Sep 2, 2014
  20. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I'd be surprised if Mel and Sue aren't a pair of spare rib ticklers.
     
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