Transfer deadline day

f**king hull Ffs...its a f**king rugby town...... Was there when Jim smith was leading our merry men.There was no f**ka there and there was a super market strapped to the ground.Now they are out doing us on transfers Ffs........We are a shambles with the tightest billionaire creaming the club.

 

I am usually the optimist however we everyone else has been strengthening and we have gone backwards. They must have plans for the young lads at CB. Maybe they think their time has come. As for the striking situation...well there is no solution I can see. Gonna have to get shola back

 

What are the pies like in Hull? I ask as this could be a deal-breaker!

 

And Who else would we trust to hold these weapons. In Bruce we Trust. But if you test his benevolance "clicked" you've all died.

 

Big and full of meat.

 

I suppose if Brucey is happy there...

Bye, bye Benni.

 

4 & 20 magpies living in a pie

4 & 20 Magpies leaving the pie to fly.

 

What price that Tiote and Krul go by this time next year.

 

So we're lacking any quality/depth in defence and we ship out a promising centreback who has only really ever been given a chance at full back.
Then for good measure, we ship out probably one of our most creative players when we are crying out for a cutting edge and some creativity.

****ing Genius !

Perhaps Pardew is shipping HBA out because we have such a ****e defence that we can't afford the luxury of a player who surrenders possession too much and puts pressure on our back four.

Pardew I ****ing hate you. You are a **** of the highest order and I would happily rip my right arm off to ****ing club you to death with.

He's got nowhere to hide now. No Joe Kinnear to blame for lack of transfers, he's brought 7 players in so no one can argue that this is NOT his team. I hope we really ****ing struggle this season if it means Pardew getting the bullet.

Hopefully another derby defeat will seal his fate. I hate losing to those scruffy ****ers down the road but they would seriously be doing us a massive favour by humping us this season !

 

At West Ham one of the lads behind the SSN guy shouted '**** her in the Pussy'.... Class.

 

Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa has joined Serie A side AS Roma on loan for the remainder of the season. Confirming the deal, the Italian side stated that a £1m loan fee will be paid and the option of a permanent move at a cost of £5.5m has been negotiated.

 

The **** will find someone to blame.

 

I just had a beautiful mental image of a screaming pardew, strapped to a trebuchet and launched against a castle wall. His bones shattering and body exploding brought great merriment to my broken heart.

 

I was thinking more along the lines of being hung drawn and quartered.

 

There was a bloke wielding a rampant rabbit earlier too

 

Unfortunately, they did aim him at the castle but couldn't quite get him over the line. He just head-butted the floor, but appears to be OK. DAMN!

 

Not a problem. We'll bank £20m and have Jacques Le Croissante and Pierre D'Arshole in the starting XI instead.

 

When does the Russian transfer window shut by the way? This is gonna get a lot worse before it gets any better.

 

Don't know why I'm surprised, Pards even said that two might go!

But then, since when have we believed a word he says?

 

This one? Dick head.

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