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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Tina_old, Jun 29, 2011.

  1. Tina_old

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  2. now calm down and accept a nwo is coming and people like you wont be appreciated round here for much longer regardless of who your dad is
     
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    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    My uncle (never had a day off sick in his life) dropped dead of a heart attack aged 52 on a Friday 13th, he was helping my grandfather to move house. I guess I'd probably try to avoid such a date when moving if I was aged a multiple of 13.
     
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    I rub my left testicle with my right hand before having sex

    Never got a bird preggers yet so it definitely works
     
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  6. Tina_old

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    Isn't that what tranny's do to get their new willy hard?

    Stereo, isn't that right?
     
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    No, you stick a wet finger up their bum while gently massaging their foreskin back and forth.

    Or so I've heard...
     
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    A man in the know <ok>
     
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    A trannys willy gets inverted right? after the op obviously

    If the tranny gets a stiffie and its inside are they technically fooking themselves?
     
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