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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Newgod, Apr 14, 2012.

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Do You Hate Newgod? Do you Agree that he is the Supreme Troll, God Troll.

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  1. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Newgod's a cheesy bell end.
     
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  2. bulletinthehead

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    ...and a mong.
     
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  3. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Was the film dubbed in Hindi ?
     
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  4. Newgod

    Newgod Gaylord

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    well if the movie is sh.it I have to rate it sh.it, I will be reviewing 3 movies soon they are a bit better,


    & you are a cheese maker's sh.it eater

    there is a special place called the correction facility of the super sh.it eating maniacs like you, and guess what you are already enrolled there

    no idea di.ckwich I saw the english versions online


    anyways for all the bitch sh.it eaters like you 3 & others here

    Yeah, for *****’s like you its better to eat Thor’s **** then Horse ****.
    **** happens around the universe but you all like to say Newgod caused it.
    And I am playing a porn Dvd in reverse, but I Paused it.
    When I saw your mom having Intercourse with a Horse.
    A old bitch told me that a filthy soul like me could never cross the gates of Heaven but guess what I Crossed it.
    & brought down hell in heaven left if in ashes & Corpses,
    The FBI was using my Iphone signal to track me so I Tossed it.
    Over the bridge, I am great in trolling & I just Outsourced it.
    Yeah I had your number somewhere in my old scrapbook bitch but I Torched it.
    Amen
     
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  5. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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  6. Newgod

    Newgod Gaylord

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    you are feeling extremely BDSM fuc.ked that means that my trolling is affecting you, that's a win, go ahead get pi.ssed more you will only end up fu.cking yourself more
     
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  7. Newgod

    Newgod Gaylord

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    yeah right bitch stay off, or get electro tortured in your a.ss, unless you like being a pain slave
     
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  8. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    That is exactly the same as my Daily star horoscope this morning .
     
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  9. Newgod

    Newgod Gaylord

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    well your life time horoscope is a horror scope, & it says that you will marry a ****** shemale, then a ****** man, then a ****** trans, then you will commit suicide by self penis removal, you will be jailed for trying to escape the police on foot naked after DUI stop
     
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  10. Newgod

    Newgod Gaylord

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    Thor 2 The Dark World 2013 Review:
    Story:
    The movie starts with the scenes of a ancient war that took place between the Dark Elf king Malekith & father of Odin All Father Bor, Malekith wanted to use a powerful dark Element known as “Aether” to turn the universe Dark coz they live in darkness, with the power of Aether Malekith can turn his soldiers into Super Soldiers named “Kursed”, but before Malakith can release the Aether to destroy all the light in the universe, Bor opens a portal & teleports the Aether to Svartalfheim in a stone column, when Malekith cannot release the Aether his army begin to fall, Malekith sacrifices his own people in order to destroy as much Asgardian soldiers as he can & escapes. In the present time, Loki is brought back to Asgard as a prisoner, for his crimes that he has committed on earth (Avengers movie), he is sentenced to life imprisonment by Odin, on the other side Thor reaches Vanaheim where a war is going on between Asgard Warriors & Marauders, it’s the last war in the Nine realms, the king of the Marauders a gigantic warrior made of Stone arrives to fight, but Thor kills him with a single blow of his hammer, the Marauders surrender to Thor, leaving behind Hogun one of the prime warriors in Thors friends group Thor leaves Vanaheim, back on earth Dr Erik Selvig has become obsessed with the things he has seen (After Avenger when he came in contact with Tesseract) but everyone else thinks he has gone insane, Dr Jane foster is trying to date a person & move on from her experiences with Thor, but when she is informed by her coworker Darcy Lewis about a anomaly, she leaves her date to investigate a abandoned factory, they find that the laws of physics are bending there, low gravity & portals have appeared there, investigating further Jane is accidentally teleported to the location where the Aether column was present, Jane is infected with Aether & then reappears in the same abandoned factory, at this same time Thor asks Heimdall to see with his Omniscient sight, how Jane is back in earth, when Heimdall tells Thor that he cannot see her, Thor travels to earth, in the meantime when Jane was gone her coworker Darcy has called the cops, Thor comes to earth & sees Jane, when a police officer tries to arrest Jane, he is thrown off due to the Aether present inside Jane, Seeing this Thor takes Jane to Asgard there Jane is examined by the Asgard, Odin recognizes the Aether & wants Jane to leave Asgard, but coz of Thor Jane stays around, Malekith wakes up in his ship from a long cryogenic sleep, awaked by the sense of the presence of Aether, when he returns to his home world he remembers the defeat he has faced from Bor, determined to avenge his people, he turns his second in command Algrim into a Kursed & sends him to Asgard as a prisoner, once inside Algrim fights his way out of the Asgard Prison, when Heimdall senses the presence of something unknown in Asgard & attacks the object which turns out to be a Dark Elf ship in clocking mode, but Heimdall soon realize that it was only a smaller ship, when he sees the Dark Elf mothership in which Malekith is present, seeing that he cannot stop the ship he runs to active the Force shield that protects the main castle of Asgard but Kursed Destroys the force shield device, the mothership enters the castle, Thor goes to the prison to stop the other prisoners & Jane is taken by Thor’s Mother to safety, with Thor busy in a fight in the prison, Malekith & Krused reach the chamber where Jane & Frigga (Thor‘s Mom) is present, when Frigga tries to stop Malekith she is killed by Malekith, Odin comes there & attack Malekith, when injured Malekith escapes with Kursed, The whole Asgard pays their last respects to Queen Frigga, Odin wants Jane to stay here in Asgard & when Malekith will return for her, Odin will kill Malekith but Thor wants to destroy Malekith & the Aether, he goes to see his brother Loki in prison who is full of grief for his mother’s death who he loved most, Thor asks Loki to help, Loki Agrees, Loki knows about a secret portal that can take them to Svartalfheim, Thor takes loki out of prison & pilots the Dark Elf ship which was left behind in the castle, they are helped by Thor’s Friend group, Loki Thor & Jane reach Svartalfheim where they confront Malekith, Loki pretends to injure thor & when Malekith tries to extract the Aether from Jane Thor tries to destroy it with the Lighting bolt of his hammer but the Aether cannot be destroyed, Malekith still succeeds in possessing the Aether, & during the fight Loki pretends to die while killing the Kursed, Malekith leaves in his ship for earth where a Convergence of a rare event is about to take place the alignment of Nine Realms, Thor & Jane travel in Svartalfheim to discover a cave which has a portal back to earth,
    Thor & Jane return to earth & unite with Dr Erik who is not in a mental hospital for instable behavior, together they discover that Malekith plans to release the Aether during the Convergence & destroy the universe to being back the dominance of the Dark Elfs, knowing that Malekith will be in London Greenwich they travel there, with the help of Dr Erik’s invention a mobile portal generator they try to buy time while Thor & Malekith fight, they get teleported to different worlds as they fight each other, near the end of the fight Thor is teleported to nearby location on earth, Malekith unleashes the Aether creating a dark shroud around him, Thor reaches there & uses Dr Erik’s mobile porter generator to teleport Malekith back to the Dark world, with him & Aether gone Malekith’s mothership on earth begin to crumble, the ship gets teleported to the exact spot where Malekith is present & he is crushed under his own ship, after the Nine Realms is safe again Thor returns to Asgard meets Odin & turns down to become the King of Asgard saying that he will continue to be the protector of the Nine Realms but not as a king. As Thor leaves its revealed that Odin is actually Loki in disguise who faked his death earlier, & has returned to Asgard & has taken over.
    In the mid credit a scene shows Volstagg, & Sif comes to meet “The Collector” & give him the Aether for safe keeping, but they show concern that with two so powerful artifacts the Terresract & the Aether being so close can be dangerous, as they both leave, The Collector says “One Down, five to go”, in the post credit Thor & Jane are reunited on earth, & a frost monster that got teleported to earth during the final battle runs free.


    Well first the good things about the movie, most of the part is shot outside earth in other planets which is a good thing, the Visual landscape & atmospheric design is cool, the weapons are cool, the creativity is cool, the costumes are cool, Loki & Malekith both have done their parts nicely, the final fight scene is also cool, the dark elf ships & tech are cool, the direction is okay, the movie goes with a medium speed, now the bad things, there are some funny scenes like thor taking a subway train to reach Greenwich when he is teleported in a subway station, the timing of this sort of scenes is really bad, there cannot be a funny scene in the middle of the final battle, the music of this movie is nothing really interesting, The Dark Elf Kursed should have been used more, Thor in this movie has not done any major power stunts that he could have done, like making an earthquake with his hammer & all, also that Odin & other Asgard warriors should have joined the final fight as the enemy was an ancient really powerful one, but they don’t., well despite the minor negative points this movie is mostly a nice movie to watch, everything that is presented is mostly alright, this is a movie you can watch one time & be nicely entertained,
    I will give it 6.5/10
     
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  11. Newgod

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    Riddick 2013 Review:

    Story:
    The movie starts with the scenes where Riddick is buried under the rubble, Riddick is heavily injured, he gets & in this alien planet & start to look for water, he is attacked by Vultures & jackals, in order to save himself he takes shelter in a cave but the muddy water in the cave has another Viper like creature, which attacks a Jackal who was after Riddick, he find the ruins of a old temple like structure & pushes down a column, he hides under the column to get rest, this is where he thinks of what has happened to him, After he killed the Lord Marshal of the Necromongers he became the Lord marshal himself, but he could never really become a Necromonger, so he decides to leave the Necromonger life behind & makes a deal with Vaako the second in command, Riddick tells Vaako that he can he can be the Lord Marshal but he has to take Riddick to Furya Riddick’s homeworld. Vaako agrees & sends Krone with some Necros who will take Riddick to Furya. But Krone has plans of his own, he takes Riddick to a unknown planet & tries to kill him, but Riddick survives the attack but he falls down a mountain during the battle with Krone, Thinking Riddick is dead Krone leaves the planet, When rested Riddick comes out of his hiding place, & fixes his broken legs with the help of his own Necro Monger armor, he climbs up the mountains to take a look around & finds a vast Savanna, but the way is through a cave which has Vipers, in order to cross over Riddick captures a little serpent who are the most venomous & extract its poison & its Poison Gland. He tests the venom on a small Jackal that he has captured, later on he gives himself limited dose in order to attain immunity to that poison, when ready he goes to the cave where a large viper attacks him, he take the bite of the Viper but since is immune kills it, another bigger Viper comes out, seeing that the baby jackal he has captured has escaped on its own, he fights his way through the cave & reaches the Savanna, there he finds a abandoned merc base, he gets some food & other resources there, he stays there for a while, he notices massive storms around the place, & figures out that the storm will create more muddy waters & hence more vipers, he finds a emergency beacon in the merc base, he activates the beacon so that he can get off the planet, which transmit his identity & location in space.
    The first merc ship arrives the leader of the group is a bit unstable man named Santana, he has come to kill Riddick & collect his head in a glass box, inside the base they find a message from Riddick saying that the should leave a ship behind & leave the planet or they all will die there, Santana asks one of his men to release the only female prisoner they had who they used as a slave, when the female prisoner runs, Santana shoots her with a sniper rifle, Riddick sees this, Santana sets up “Cyclops” a long range optical detector, before nightfall Santana sees another ship arriving there, the second ship was another merc team the leader of this group is Jhons, his team is way better trained & equipped, Santana tells Jhons to stay away from his hunt as he arrived there first, Jhons tells them that he will stay off from the hunt but will help Santana if he asks for it, Santana tells Jhons that Riddick needs a operations ship to escape the planet hence they should take out one of the power modules of the ship, they do that & Santana locks the power modules from both ships in the locker, he also attaches a bomb to the locker which would go off if someone tries to break into the locker. the first night Riddick sends his pet jackal to get one of the sensor module of Cyclops, Riddick then goes around the place & Cyclops would alert the team of motion, frustrated by the false alarms Santana disables Cyclops, 3 of the mercs die the first night, the next morning Santana seeing that he alone cannot handle Riddick asks Jhons to assist, jhon starts his work sending off his team to look for Riddick in hover bikes, when Santana & Dahl, second in command to Jhons, a female sniper with strong attitude, gets into a fight, Riddick uses the opportunity to write a message on the locker with Santana’s blood, saying “Fair Trade”, being scared that Riddick has somehow managed to take the power modules of the ships out of the locker & has hidden them & now wants to make a deal in exchange of the power modules, they open the safe to see if they are still there, but the modules are there, they leave the locker unlocked & Riddick steals the modules, he hides it far off the merc base, when the mercs find out that the modules are gone they try to come up with a plan but Riddick himself shows up, Santana & Jhons go forward to talk to Riddick, Riddick tell them that they have 2 ships they can leave one behind & get off planet in the other, Riddick tells them that he gives them some time to think over & says they have until a massive storm hit’s the merc base, just as he is about to leave, Santana tries to attack Riddick, Riddick’s pet jackal attacks Santana, Riddick in order to save his pet goes for his blades he dropped so that he can talk to Jhons & Santana, at this point Dahl shoots Riddick with multiple tranquilizer shots from a sniper rifle, Santana kills Riddick’s pet jackal, Riddick is captured & taken to the merc base, there Jhons asks the chained Riddick about what happened to William J Jhons, (The male merc from Pitch Black) Riddick does not tells him much, Riddick says that no one can get off the planet without the power modules & he is only one who knows where they are, the storm hit’s the merc base, the base is attacked by vipers, 2 mercs are killed, when Jhons tries to free Riddick, Santana stops him while Santana’s men pointed guns at Jhons Santana tries to behead Riddick, but Riddick kicks Santana’s sword that gets stuck in the roof, he kicks Santana too & he is thrown back to a wall, when the sword falls down riddck kicks it too & beheads Santana, he kicks the glass box, & it gets positioned right before Santana’s foot & Santana’s head falls into the box, Jhons release Riddick they go to the ship where they left the hover bikes, where a merc is bitten by a small viper, he dies instantly later Riddick, Jhons & Diaz(Dave Bautista, WWE superstar), merc from Santana’s team take the hover bikes to get the modules, Diaz kicks off Jhons from his hover bike causing an accident but Riddick comes around to save him, Jhons & Riddick ride together & Diaz on another bike, Diaz trying to avenge his leader Santana’s death disables a hover bike, while digging up the modules from the ground Riddick tells Jhons about his son, saying that he was addicted to morphine & tried to used a kid to save his own life, when Jhons & Riddick argue, Diaz attacks on both of them but Riddick has hidden a sword he has made earlier with the modules he uses that to kill Diaz but accidentally the second hover bike is destroyed as well, with no bikes left they carry the module on their backs & fight their way through the hordes of Vipers, Riddick is injured during the fight, Jhons takes the power module off his back & leaves him there, In order to save himself Riddick climbs up in a small mountain, he fights with the vipers coming up but cannot hold them off almost near death, Riddick is saved by the machine gun fire from the merc ship that Jhons brings there, he is picked up via a rescue rope that Dahl takes down, as the deal Jhons Dahl & another young merc fly in one ship while Riddick flies the other, before leaving Riddick tells Jhons that he is a better man then his dead son, both ships fly into deep space,
    Alternate Ending: in the alternate ending the story goes further, Riddick returns to the Necromongers to see Vaako, but finds only Krone who is praying to the underworld, for betraying him & leaving him to die, Riddick kills Krone, when he asks one of the female servants around about where Vaako is, she don’t say anything, when he asks her is Vaako alive or dead, she replies “Both” at this point Vaako’s Voice can be heard in the back ground saying the word “Transcendence” Vaako has traveled to the underworld & now he is part alive part dead just like the previous Lord marshal, & has become more powerful than Riddick.
     
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  12. Newgod

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    Riddick 2013 Newgod's Review:

    Well this was the third movie from the Riddick Series, the action in this movie is very limited, its more a human vs. human conflict rather than a human vs. monster conflict like the first pitch black movie, it gives the same feel as pitch black only that pitch black was better that this in concept, Vin Diesel as Riddick looks better than the previous movies, his costume is nice both as a Necromonge king & as the outlaw, Riddick is the only person who leaves any impact on the viewers, the only female character in the whole movie Dahl is although given a important role does not really makes any major impact, her attitude although is tried to be presented strong does not really makes her look strong, her nude bath scene must have been kept to attract views but it failed , Dave Bautista was someone who disappoint a lot, much more was expected from him but he fails a lot he fails to be a serious negative characters but looks more like a loser who dies trying to fight a useless war, the movie has 2 female nudity scenes which does not really makes any difference, the first ten minutes of the movie is really nice where Riddick faces the predators of a alien world while he is injured, the last fight scene was not really done very well it could have been made better, the lead villain Santana does comes up as a unstable person & suits his role, the direction of this movie is good in the first & the end part but goes very normal in the middle part of the movie, The visual landscape & atmospheric FX of this movie is cool, the costume design is nice too, the music however is not really something, it could have been better, this movie lacks actions, also lacks the more aggressive visual projection of Man Vs monster conflict even the man vs. man conflict is not really projected nicely, many of the characters are killed without much fight, they should have died fighting but they go down too easily, & that ruins it, I would say it’s a movie that anyone can watch once for fun,
    I will give it 4.5/10
     
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  13. Newgod

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    47 Ronin 2013 Review:

    Story:
    The movie starts with the scenes of a young teenage boy running through the woods, he falls down & becomes unconscious, later he is found by a group of samurai’s when a samurai tries to kill the boy identifying that the boy is a non human he is stopped by Lord Asano the Lord of the region. Lord Asano decides to keep the boy with him, the boy grows up to become Kai (Keanu Reeves), who lives with them as a outcast, Kai also falls in love with Mika daughter of Lord Asano. During a hunt Kai kills a monster a non realistic creature but since Kai killed the creature with Yasuno’s sword everyone thinks Yasuno has killed the creature, but Oishi chief counselor of Lord Asano sees the blood of the creature in Kai’s hand. During the hunt Kai notices a white wolf with odd eyes both the eyes of that wolf were of different color. The white wolf goes to Lord Kira & turns to a human form revealing that it’s a witch.
    Lord Asano is visited by Lord Kira who is the Shogun’s master of ceremonies, Lord Kira becomes attracted to Mika but above that he also wants to rule Lord Asano’s Region as well. Lord Kira arranges a duel match between one of Asano’s samurai & a fighter of Lord Kira, for the visiting Shogun Tokugawa. Before the fight when Kai wanders around the place to see the same white wolf with odd eyes in the castle, he goes to Yasuno’s tent who is the one to be fighting in the duel & finds that yasuno is under the spell of the Witch Mizuki who works for Lord Kira. Since it will be a great shame for Lord Asano in front of the Shogun Tokugawa, Kai gets into Yasuno’s samurai armor & goes to the duel, there Kai faces a inhuman super full metal armored 7 feet tall samurai, called the “Lovecraftian Samurai”, during the fight Kai’s helmet gets removed from a blow from the Lovecraftian Samurai, just as the LC samurai is about to kill Kai who is on the ground, the Shogun stops the match, Shogun says that Kai is not a samurai, & orders Lord Asano to punish Kai, Oishi removes Kai’s samurai armor & beat him to the ground, later that night Witch Mizuki uses her spell on Lord Asano while he was asleep, Lord Asano wakes up with a illusion created by the witch, he sees that Lord Kira is trying to rape Mika, Asano attacks Kira with his sword & when other people gather around they see Asano with a sword trying to kill Lord Kira who was unarmed, Oishi looks at Lord Asano & figures out that he is under some spell coz of his eyes, the next morning Shogun Tokugawa tells Lord Asano that he will be executed for attacking one of Shogun’s senior official Lord Kira while he was asleep & unarmed, but keeping in view the good work of Lord Asano in the past Shogun grants Asano the right to take his own life instead of being executed like a criminal. When Oishi talks to Asano that he was under a spell & all this is Lord Kira’s work Asano tells him that he has not choice but to die for the honor of his region, Asano tells Oishi to take care of his Mika after him, Later Asano goes ahead with “Seppuku” a traditional Japanese suicide process, in front of Shogun, after Asano dies Shogun declares that he does not wants any more bloodshed over the two regions & hence declares Oishi & his samurai’s as “Ronin” meaning Samurai’s without Master, he also tells Oishi that he is forbidden to avenge the death of Asano, Lord Kira asks to marry Mika but Shogun grants her a mourning period of a year until that time she will stay with Lord Kira but as a Guest treated with utmost respect, Lord Kira fears that Oishi is very loved & famous among his people so he cannot be left alone, he sends Oishi to a Underground prison, & sends kai away too,
    A year later Oishi is released from his prison, he goes back to his home & asks his son Chikara to help him reunite his samurais, Oishi then goes to the Dutch colony of Dejima, where Kai was sold as a slave, Kai there fights in a arena as a fighter, when Oishi reaches there Kai is fighting a little abnormal heavy weight fighter Kai kills him & attacks Oishi too, when Oishi tells him that he needs his help to save mika who will be married to Lord Kira soon, Kai & Oishi fights there way out of there, later they meet up with the rest of the samurais, but they don’t have any weapons so Oishi gives his own sword to one of his samurai & promises to bring more sword, they travel to the village of the master sword makers but find that Lord kira has already destroyed the village, in desperation Oishi is lead to the Tengu forest by Kai who says that there they can find the best weapons ever build. All the samurais reach Tengu forest a mythical magical forest where Kai used to live & train as a child, they come to a the entrance of a place which is a gigantic face of a statue, Kai & Oishi goes inside leaving the others behind, inside they find the mythical monks praying, Kai tells Oishi not to draw his sword at any cost & goes to another room alone, where he faces his former master & trainer, Oishi sees a illusion that his men have come in looking for him & as one of them draws the sword being scared of the monks, the monks attack them, they are getting killed coz the monks have magical powers & they fight inhumanly with magical speed, but Oishi does not draws his sword, Kai on the other hand tries to convince his master to allow him to take weapons for his war, when given a offer to duel with his master, Kai uses his superhuman magical speed to defeat his master, pleased by this his master allows Kai to take the Tengu Swords,
    As they gather more info about Lord Kira’s region they come to know that Lord Kira visit’s a Shrine for blessings, also that he will make a journey there soon to take blessings for his wedding, the Ronin plans to attack him there, but Mizuki comes to know of that plan when she meets a Samurai disguised as a human servant girl, the Ronin are ambushed by Mizuki, LC Samurai & her warriors & many of Oishi’s men die, but Kai & Oishi survives the attack, Mizuki finds Oishi’s sword & thinks that Oishi is dead but Oishi’s sword was with another samurai & Oishi used Tengu sword, Mizuki returns with the news to his Kira, later she tells Mika about this & passes a knife to her provoking her to end her life,
    Kai & Oishi plan what to do ahead, Kai sees a group of performers who he has saw earlier performing when Shogun Tokugawa visited their region, he talks to them & the group of performers agree to help them, Kai & Oishi gets inside Lord Kira’s castle as part of the performing group who are to perform for Lord Kira’s wedding, when the show starts remaining of Oishi’s men gets inside the castle silently killing Kira’s men, just as Oishi is about to attack Kira with his sword during the performance he is shot by a archer who survived the ronin attack, lord kira is taken to safety by his men & a war break outs in the castle, Mika attacks Kira with the knife that Mizuki gave her & escapes, the LC Samurai is killed by a gunpowder explosion, Kira fights Oishi & is killed by the knife that Asano killed himself with, Kai & Mika meet up but are attacked by Mizuki who turns to a dragon but is killed be Kai, Oishi comes out with Kira head, seeing this Kira’s men surrender to Oishi, With Mika they all return to their region,
    When Shogun knows this, he comes around Shogun says that Oishi & his men have followed the path of samurai that is serving their master & avenge him, He says that Oishi & his men will not be executed as common criminals but will be given the chance to die in honor, also he gives them the honor of being buried around Asano, Kai tells Mika that he will never stop loving,
    when the samurai prepare to commit suicide Shogun orders Chikara to step out, Shogan tells Oishi that he wants such a brave & noble blood line to continue. In the last scenes the 47 Ronin’s including Kai commits “Seppuku”.

    Well the first thing Keanu looks better as a samurai compared to Tom Cruise in the Last Samurai He has got black hair & his beard suits him, coz Keanu is very calm looking he suits this role of a outcast who becomes a savior & dies performing hid duties, the movie has some decent Visual special FX, specially from the Witch, the fight scenes could have been better, the movie slows down a bit in the middle, the movie might appear a bit insensitive coz the good guys still have to die in the end but that’s the requirement of the story, the landscape & interior designing of this movie is nice, the monks vs. ronins fight scene is the best fight scene, the witch was the only one I felt interested in she suits her role nicely, her acting is nice her expressions & actions projects her as a witch nicely, Kira is a human & does not really leaves behind much impact, it’s a story about bravery & people following the principals of “Bushido”, the direction is okay, acting is okay, the music is okay not really good, the creativity in this movie is okay could have worked more with the superhuman fights though, the movie really shows the lives of the Ronin but not really focuses on the war, maybe that’s why 47 Ronin did not really did very well in box offices as well, the story is very simple a revenge style story, so there is nothing really to predict & anticipate, stories like these need more work & creativity coz everyone already knows what will happen, this is surely lacking in this movie, the costume design of this movie is okay not really good, if you a Keanu fan then you can watch this movie once on a Sunday afternoon, although don’t expect to get really entertained, a simple decent one time worth watching movie.
    I will give this 3.7/10
     
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  14. Newgod

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    hey ding dong fu.ckers feel free to participate in my poll, coz I don't give a **** about the results
     
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    I hate you but don't think you are a supreme troll,God troll.
    You are just a childish teenage boy that thinks he is poetic you have a very unhealthy fixation with s**t and think people care about your reviews of silly superhero films.
    Newgod has never contributed on GC in any interesting or engaging subjects and you seem ashamed of your true identity, i doubt you are capable of insulting anyone because you type in surreal pigeon English and nobody takes you seriously.
    Write a thread about something that matters to you in the World other than your repressed sexuality .
     
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  16. bulletinthehead

    bulletinthehead Active Member

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    Can I bum you?!
     
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  17. Newgod

    Newgod Gaylord

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    you hate me coz I annoy you, fu.ck you mentally which makes me the supreme troll, I am not teenage I am 23, I have nothing with Sh.it its the people here who are Donkey Kong sh.it addicts, I post reviews just for fun I don't give a Asian on black fu.ck about what other think about them, I am not ashamed of my identity I am proud of it, people do take me seriously & that's why they keep coming back to read and reply to my thread, my thread this thread is on the most read and replied in GC, so get a clue of what you are saying coz you aint got any, I can be good i mean really good, good enough to be a Co-Admin in other forums for starters you can check out Togotutor Forum I am helping that place as a Staff, its just that i don't want to be nice here, just wanna kick some bitches ass real hard,
    and one more thing, you are jealous of me coz you can never become anything even close to me, that's why you hate me


    you can fu.ck Tina the whore Queen, she might take some money coz she is a pro prostitute but anyways
     
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  18. Newgod

    Newgod Gaylord

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    sometimes I feel so alone I just done know it feels like I have been down this road before
    so lonely and cold
    kinda feels like Deja Vu,
     
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  19. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    ^^^^ *****poof
     
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  20. Newgod

    Newgod Gaylord

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    hey look who showed up on my thread after fu.cking his a.ss with a fire and ice didlo
    Toby the General chat bitch of the year,
    so you bitched a lot back in 2013, anyways since you are a bitch why don't you **** your bitch & eat her sh.it coz except that you are not good in anything and by that I mean, eating your own sh,it
     
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