text message failure

ma mate was tellin me he was gony fone this slag up to his house last night, says aw he has to do is text her or fone her and she'l come up to his house. but he was moanin to me cos she's had a breast reduction op and she's got the hairiest beaver ever. anyway he sent her this text by mistake instead of sending it to me

ps he never got his hole

 

Been there, plenty of times.

One night I chatted up this bird I know called Angela, I must have thought I took her number as there was an Angela in my phone so I started texting her the next day.

Got a phonecall later that night from my Dad asking why I was chatting up his bird.

 

this is how classy this burd is, the reason her beaver is so bushy is because her boyfriend is in jail and she promised him she wouldnt shave it unitl he got out. why?

 

so he knows no one will go near it?

 

think that was the reasoning behind it. she's been gettin pumped aw ways tho so ha ha. breast reduction? **** off

 

this shouldnt be alowed

ever
breast reductions......................................

****ing redicilous notion

 

ma mate sed he was the last **** to spunk on them at their biggest. good claim to fame

 

Breast reductions = sacrilege.

 

thats just like Scotland being the last team to win at the old Wembley, very similar sensation