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On a lighter note as we wait

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Makemstine Roger, Jun 29, 2011.

  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Newcastle are considering a move for Velez Sarsfield striker Juan Manuel Martinez.

    Nicknamed 'the little donkey', the 25-year-old was a target for Wigan and Blackburn earlier this summer but their interest has waned and Newcastle are now amongst a trio of clubs keen, with Napoli and Sevilla also in the running.

    The Argentine international was voted player of the year in Argentina last year.

    Talk of the Toon: Juan Manuel Martinez could swap Velez Sarsfield for Newcastle


    I find this strange as they already have Shola Amadonkey, how many donkeys do they want, or are they going to set up rides on the beach
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jun 29, 2011
  2. Jonnyaiston

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    Just making sure we have two donkeys to consistently score past you lot. <nahnah>
     
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    Jonnyaiston, Jun 29, 2011
  3. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    The donkey's are for their Allo allo boys, to travel around the cobbled streets of Byker selling onions and garlic...
     
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    Commachio, Jun 29, 2011
  4. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Well, they'll have a little donkey to go with their big donkey, so it'll balance the squad up, I suppose...
     
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    Sidthemackem, Jun 29, 2011
  5. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    well young girls like my little donkey i suppose
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jun 29, 2011
  6. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    Actually mate if they get this fella in they will have 4 donkey's in their ranks, they have 2 of Shola's brothers on their books as well, Saturday afternoons will be like the Donkey derby on Blackpool beach.
     
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    mackemwelder, Jun 29, 2011
  7. MrRAWhite

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    well he could turn out to be a real asset to the club, and then their fans will shout themselves horse! <sorry>
     
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    MrRAWhite, Jun 29, 2011
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    After that all I can say is NEIGH problem RAW. We ain't gonna BRAY you.<whistle>
     
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    Lever Malone, Jun 29, 2011
  9. MrRAWhite

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    I promise I will not come out with any mare jokes like that! <whistle>
     
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    MrRAWhite, Jun 29, 2011

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