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The Better (not Matths) Burnley vs United Match Thread

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by Matth_2014, Aug 26, 2014.

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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Who gets married on a match day?

    One of our kids was born on the night of a champions league game and I still haven't forgiven him.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Aug 27, 2014
  2. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    I asked if he could put the wedding back a day. Apparently his missus wears the trousers.
     
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    UnitedinRed, Aug 27, 2014
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    - jordan - Active Member

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    Di Maria expected to start, Rojo still not got his work permit. wish we'd drop this 352 but we wont. a draw

    ..................ddg................
    ....jones....evans....blackett
    valencia......................young
    ...........fletcher..di maria.......
    ...............mata................
    ........rvp..........rooney......
     
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  4. weararedbonnet

    weararedbonnet Well-Known Member

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    Unless your the best man UIR, take the ticket. Plenty of valid excuses, car broke down, food poisoning, allergy to confetti, had to sort out a major problem at work, wedding cake brings you out in a rash, one of the bridesmaids is an ex g/f, etc etc.

    No brainer!
     
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    weararedbonnet, Aug 29, 2014
  5. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member
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    Or just tell the groom you secretly want to **** the bride.

    That should get you uninvited pronto <ok>
     
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    Swarbs, Aug 29, 2014
  6. Christiansmith

    Christiansmith Well-Known Member

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    Depends whether the bride has nice jugs for this to be credible...(or may be UIR is not into jugs...) :)
     
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    Christiansmith, Aug 29, 2014
  7. Swarbs

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    Good point, this is UIR we are talking about.

    He should tell the bride he secretly wants to **** the groom <ok>
     
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    Swarbs, Aug 29, 2014
  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    So what are you all predicting for the score?
     
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  9. Daveunited

    Daveunited Well-Known Member

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    Burnley 1 4 Man Utd
     
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    Daveunited, Aug 29, 2014
  10. Christiansmith

    Christiansmith Well-Known Member

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    Lawro is predicting a draw (1-1). Thank the **** for that. Each time he predicts a victory for United, they get stuffed...<ok>
     
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  11. Daveunited

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    United v Burnley: De Gea, Jones, Evans, Blackett, Valencia, Young, Fletcher, Di Maria, Mata, Rooney, Van Persie.

    Subs: Januzaj, Hernandez, Welbeck, James, M. Keane, Anderson, Amos.

    No Cleverley <diva>
    No Kagawa <eek>
    Valencia, Young, Anderson and Welbeck <doh>
     
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    Daveunited, Aug 30, 2014
  12. theevilreddevil

    theevilreddevil Well-Known Member

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    I would take a 2-0 loss now
     
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    theevilreddevil, Aug 30, 2014
  13. theevilreddevil

    theevilreddevil Well-Known Member

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    Should have held onto Vidic and Evra for another season
     
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    theevilreddevil, Aug 30, 2014
  14. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    That's my prediction - I've even had a small wager on it <ok>


    This game has to be a banker for you guys, seriously if Burnley pull it off then ****s gonna hit the fan.

    They have Ings, deal with him and you simply can't lose.
     
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    Skylarker, Aug 30, 2014
  15. theevilreddevil

    theevilreddevil Well-Known Member

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    Defenders have started well again
     
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    theevilreddevil, Aug 30, 2014
  16. VanGaalOut

    VanGaalOut New Member

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    Burnley almost scored from a freekick that never was one. Already Burnley getting all the decisions so far.
     
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    VanGaalOut, Aug 30, 2014
  17. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    How you getting on?
     
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    luvgonzo, Aug 30, 2014
  18. theevilreddevil

    theevilreddevil Well-Known Member

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    Defence is sending nerves through the whole team
     
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    theevilreddevil, Aug 30, 2014
  19. Bergkampspilot

    Bergkampspilot Active Member

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    Good luck utd I think you guys can cause a real upset this afternoon.
     
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    Bergkampspilot, Aug 30, 2014
  20. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Burnley giving as good as they're getting.

    Good game for the neutral <ok>
     
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    Skylarker, Aug 30, 2014
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