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I ate him

 

A standard meal for a family of 4 in the Ashton slums

 

a standard meal in whorefield would be fresh horse meat

 

They don't eat it, they beat it.. Six fingered punches probably hurt a horse more too.!

 

Horse is very tasty.

And eminently punchable, just like your average Ted.

 

Yep, punch **** out of the equine bastard to tenderise the meat.

 

Apparently Sainsburys will be selling 'Equine aperitifs' in their stores in North Bristol to win back some 6 fingered sag punters.

They will also be specialising in 21 day Sag tenderised horse loin. Its not for everyone but sag people like it apparently? (they won't be keeping a large amount of stock for obvious reasons)

 

The aperitifs sound ok, you can eat them on the hoof.

 

Animal cruelty I can't believe it.

 

better to laugh about it than just sit there with a long face..

 

A poorly-looking horse limps into a bar with a bandage round his head. He orders a glass of champagne, a vintage brandy and two pints of Guinness.

He downs the lot and says to the barman: “I shouldn’t really be drinking this with what I’ve got?”

“Why, what have you got?”

“About £2 and a carrot.”

 

Morning all, just to let you know ive not been to good for the last week, probably wont be posting on here again untill maybe late next week

as you were

 

hope your feeling yourself soon, take it easy little hairy one

 

because NTTDS has posted so many crap threads this classic thread had gone over to page 2!

anyway its tits out for Friday

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Internathional

 

'write it as you say it' - bet he's got a lisp

 

**** me there are so many **** threads posted on here, whatever next 'Delays parking in Poole, Castlepoint car park repairs agreed after nine years'

 

I wonder who posted all that ****...

 

wasn't Brett, he's disappeared.