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To be fair ER, it's the fact that there is 23 different languages. Though if it was up to the Paddies, we'd all be speaking German now
Are you saying he's an old ****ING man as in the verb or a ****ING old man? I don't want to think about it being the first
I've been to Germany many times and whenever you take to the back roads you see their soldiers en masse driving about. I'm convinced the ****ers are planning something. I also prefer their khakis to our soldiers'.
They are very nice people, (whispers) Just don't mention the war, I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it
I'm probably talking ****e, it's quite common, but I assumed it was their soldiers. Their khakis were very light coloured and the guys wearing them were all blond and blue eyed. This was a few years ago.
