The Thursday Vase

Dinamo are on nine in a row - going for their 10, I think.

I've never heard of Astra but, before they played Rangers, I'd never heard of Maribor.

 

There will be some fireworks when we play Astra.

 

Are they no in the Vauxhall Conference?

 

Just saw that Astra knocked out Lyon in qualifying

We're ****ed.

 

Naw, that's that Corsican mob. Calamari.

 

I hope they are ok?

 

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In Europe, btw, we're ranked 36th and Astra (in their second season in Europe) are ranked 39th

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FC_Astra_Giurgiu

 

I've got a bad history with the black guy in Aberdeen.

Salzburg are a decent team, but the other two are probably beatable. Cue 6 pumpfests (hopefully)

 

Did Sone Aluko pull a fast one on you anaw?

 

Nah, a big muscle bound darkie came from out the shadows when I was going to get ma hole and tried to take me up the farter. No idea how, but I was faster than him!! A honky faster than a darkie!!

 

Wasn't really a big black dude. It was me in full rape-ops gear.

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First game is away to Salzburg on the referendum day.

There's an evening's quality TV viewing - Celtic up against a decent team followed by an evening of swingometers.

 

Praying for close to Evens about Salzburg.

Please infinite universal consciousness, deliver it.

 

I was always curious as to how I managed to outpace him. Now I know that it was actually a whitey.

 

If we get a price Salzburg then I will be forever thankful we got knocked out of the big one.

For a start, we dont deserve to be in the big one because we dont have the ambition of a Champions League team. And to finish, you nor I, would ever have seen a penny of 15 million from Liewells greasy tentacle.

No monumental letdowns, and a nice turn to boot. All worked out for the best imho.

 

A slightly overweight & lazy whitey. I'm more of an ambush predator anyway

 

Southampton just bought Salzburgs best player