Sometimes laughter is the best medicine

[h=2]THE Ibrox club issued a statement to the Stock Exchange this morning stating that funds are needed in the short term - inevitably raising fears they could be plunged back into administration.[/h]

 

Just a wild guess here, but maybe they feel they were royally ****ed over on a minor technicality, that UEFA are a corrupt self serving organisation, and that the decision to reinstate Celtic after a 6-1 drubbing basically stinks?

 

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So what did UEFA's decision - to adhere to the rules- have to with money?

Have a wild guess.

 

Roll up Roll up, get you offishul shares here, worth just as much as the original shares.

 

All I'm saying is, I hope those UEFA decision makers enjoy their golfing holidays in Scotland.

I like these wild guesses.

 

Ahhh, Bribery. Hmm. I suppose it makes sense, given the choice between the offer of a long weekend's golfing at Cameron House or a 3 day visit to Auschwitz there's really only one choice.

 

We bribe people to enforce their own rules by giving them golfing holidays?

This is getting sillier by the day

 

...or 9 fingers.

 

if celtic bribed anyone, there is not a chance it would be a golfing holiday...

More like the 2nd journey on a 2 journey First Bus ticket to the Forge to see the Inbetweeners movie. One popcorn between 12.

 

A £20 nosh off aff a Barras whore outside the Parrot on a freezing night

 

You sound very knowledgeable on the subject.

 

That's only for the top pen pushers at UEFA!

 

He gives the noshes...

 

With his arse cheeks.

 

Wilma Balloonknotburst

 

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/506388/Jilted-John-Guidetti-may-yet-get-to-Celtic

So rules are rules only when it suits the Pykies.

 

I don't get it?