Haha quite a creative post. Talking of loans, how is your record signing and goal machine Van Wolfswinkle getting on overseas? How much of his wages are you still paying while he's out on loan
How much is he on with you? I really do not believe St Ettiene will be picking up 100% of the wage tab. Got anything that would prove they are paying the full figure?
Rumour has it Palace and QPR may be looking at Hooper. Don't worry, you at least have cash to buy a replacement.
And of course rumours ALWAYS reach fruition! We've done ok without him so far this season so we're not too worried if he goes, he'll only go if he wants to, so it would be silly to hang on to someone who doesn't want to be here, we'd end up with players showing no interest or commitment, much like most of your players!
It's lonely at the top...... I think it's the bold font on 'always' that put a shouty voice in my head for the rest of the post.