SUMMER 2K14 Transfer Rumour Thread...

Oh, I guess that makes it even stranger then

 

Should have done a fullbacks, buy1get 1free

 

Chocolate kebab pizza waffle cake.

 

Have you got the recipe for that?

 

chocolate
kebab meat
some dough with tomato sauce
and some waffle mix

All shoved into a cake tin

 

Sounds a bit raw.

#ibwtlikesitraw

 

obviously bake at 200degrees for 20 minutes.
#standard

 

Not as lazy as Greez then.

#bungitinthemicrowave
#caketininamircowaveisdeffoagoodidea

 

Cut a grape in half and put it in the microwave... it sets on fire

 

I don't own a microwave. My mother and mrs (nm) keep banging on about me getting one but I refuse because they're not healthy #unexpectedresponse

 

Never tried that. Did the eggs a couple of times. Also did an apple. Doesn't do anything interesting, but the smell hangs around for hours. Good if you like the smell of apples.

 

How else do you cook your chocolate sponge deserts that cook in microwave in 30 seconds, leave to rest for 10 seconds, which then leave you with a gooey chocolate inside. Then throw in some ice cream for ultimate hot cold desert

 

I go to the pub instead

 

You've not lived

How else do you re-heat the left over din...... oh wait, it' you we're talking about... no such thing as leftovers

 

Pub microwaves are inherently healthier than home micorwaves.

 

Even if there were, do you think he'd bother to reheat?

Gone off topic now. On topic: Liverpool rumoured to be buying a microwave to keep Mario amused.

 

I was about to question the left over part too


If there was left overs then one of two things would happen:

1) the dog gets a good meal; or

2) bubble and squeak

 

For firework storage

 

Surely that only works if you've had potato and veg

Can't make bubble n squeak out of a pizza or curry

 

I can't eat left over takeaways. They go to the dog or bin

Besides, as we established above, there are never leftovers here