Don't quite a few ISPs have parental controls already activated now when you sign up? I know BT have. You've got to opt out and deactivate them if you want fully uncensored internet.
The Two Ronnies made a career out of innuendo. If its good enough for the TV it's good enough for this forum
Tits (and Boobies) are good, a Swallow is fantastic but you really can't beat a good Shag!* *Providing you can avoid a visit by the Stork.
So I put up an ornithological thread, to help our feathered friends as Winter approaches, and it is derailed into some innuendo filled perverts paradise. I respectfully ask the Mods to close this thread. To be replaced by my new rural friendly thread for those of you who have open fires/woodburners and want free fuel "How To Get Wood in the Countryside", what could possibly go wrong with that one?
Saw a load of lady ducks on the canal near the pub earlier. All on their own. No Drakes or ducklings. They've been ****ed, have dropped and are now surplus to requirements until next spring. Nature is cruel, but gets it right generally right
Mallards often carry out gang rapes of the females. Nasty little batards, but pretty tasty with an orange or plum sauce
Yuuuuuuuuck. Any savoury food with fruit on or in it can **** off. Especially if it's mashed up fruit like a sauce. Bleuuuurgh. Disgusting and not right. Give me a good pouring of jus or gravy instead.
Hawaiian pizza. Pineapple on gammon. Mmmm. Fruit on meat is a winning combo. Just ask George Micheal.
No. pineapple on a pizza is wrong... very very wrong. Pepperoni, chicken strips, ham & sausage was on my pizza last night
I had eight sausages for lunch Hawaiian pizza CCC??? that's the food of eunuchs and people who watch great british bake off
Finally stopped talking about tits and moved the conversation towards something interesting....FOOD!!! Meat with fruit? You ****ing weirdos! Meat should only ever be served with one thing, more meat!!!
