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Ot:- tits like coconuts

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  1. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    Apparently Blue tits and other members of the Tit family like coconuts. Best to hang half a coconut upside down, so the rain can't get in, and birds will flock to your bird table.
     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    That's what sucks about America. No tits. If I want to see great tits I have to look at them online.

    I miss being able to look out my window in winter and see blue tits bouncing around outside.
     
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  3. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    you have plenty of tits, just none of them are real :bandit:
     
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  4. saintanton

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    I like Penduline Tits
     
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  5. CCC

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    I've spilt a fair amount of coconut milk on bouncing tits, in my time! Some like it, some don't. :grin:
     
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  6. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    That's the problem.

    My kids have grown up in America so have never seen real tits. Best I can do is show them pictures and explain why they are so nice to look at?
     
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  7. CCC

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    They are very nice. However, I prefer a pair of large Japanese Tits. <ok>
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I've not heard of them. They must be rare.
     
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    Exceptionally rare, yes. Some say all the big ones are fake, and made of plastic, but there are some really large ones out there which are totally genuine.

    Some twitchers swear by looking at the jizz of the tit. :grin:
     
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  10. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    here are pictures of some great tits

    greti 058e (Jill Pakenham) (A)_cropped.jpg greti 083 e (on fat feeder) (John Harding) (A)_cropped.jpg 10313714_889235844437759_1230287220726317239_n.jpg
     
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  12. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    All 3 photos were taken in my garden
     
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  13. CCC

    CCC Poet Laureate

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    Quality. <laugh>
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Are the last ones yours... <laugh>
     
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    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    neighbours daughter, lovely girl
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I didn't know you lived near RHC! <whistle>
     
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    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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  18. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Garlic, if that's your girl, or you have access to her, more pics are needed. Immediately.

    I like a nice swallow personally.
     
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  19. Decent babysitter then <ok>
     
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  20. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    Must admit that picture came up when I typed great tits into google to get some pictures of birds (feathered kind) just shows you how careful you have to be when searching the internet.

    The site in question had lots of similar pictures so you can imagine my shock. A man of my age and reputation finding such things existed, I have saved said page as one of my favourites and was shocked and disgusted twice more last night and three times this morning.

    Never realised what a fantastic life Mary Whitehouse had having to look at such things before expressing her disgust!
     
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