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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by TheSecondStain, Jul 15, 2014.

  1. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Two Indians have been admitted to hospital after sniffing Curry powder instead of Cocaine .

    one is in a Korma , the other has a dodgy Tikka.............





    An English man has started his own company in Afghanistan . He is making land mines that look like prayer mats ,it's doing very well , Prophets are going through the roof........
     
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  2. Onionman

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    Piano by (Professor) Roy Bittan of the East Street Band: The first minute and a half flows into absolute perfection.

    [video=youtube;8EooiBaW1BA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EooiBaW1BA[/video]


    Vin
     
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  3. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    For some reason BBC I player has stopped working on my Desk top PC , but works on my phone & Tablet , and ideas please ?
     
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    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Jungleland has everything IMHO .
     
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    The best bit... His last words are "alright, full auto".
     
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  6. holierthanthou

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    Clear your cache? In the settings in your browser.
     
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  7. Saints_Alive

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    Sales are booming for Manchester United's away kit....

    It's a box of tissues, 24 Prozac and the number for The Samaritans.
     
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  8. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    I'm just not surprised. It kind of tells you all you need to know about the mentality of the USA. Don't they do Paintball over there..?
     
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  9. Number 1 Jasper

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    Thanks . I have switched to fire fox and it is fine on there .
     
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  10. Le Tissier's Laces

    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    Thanks - am avoiding everything possible!
     
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    Second one day game . India were 25-2. DON'T LOOK :-(
     
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  12. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    Too late
     
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  13. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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  14. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    Think thats what India did and it worked he's got a century:biggrin:
     
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  15. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Girl won £1250 after placing a free bet on MK Dons to win 4-0....she thought she was backing United. Bet that makes a few of you sick. My advice to her...pocket your money and never bet again.
     
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  16. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    Absolutely. Not that it should be important, but she'd be able to look back on life and know that she was one of the very few who beat the bookies. And she'd know exactly by how much.
     
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  17. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    Apparently somebody bet £13, all they had in their Betfair account, on MK winning 4-0 at 1000/1. I would be happy for them, but they'll probably lose it all at the weekend.
     
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  18. Mr_Saintly

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    Getting large amounts of money in a small space of time is never a good thing. People just don't know their limits and never actually think about saving it up.
     
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  19. Le Tissier's Laces

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    More than happy to test that theory.
     
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  20. fran-MLs little camera

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    People want easy money...often that type lack sense, because they probably would never have money problems in the first place if they had any smarts. Anyone who wins millions and goes bankrupt in a few years is a fool. They often buy a business with no acumen for it at all. Have a small amount set aside for silly things, but invest most of it in rock solid (therefore unexciting) investments.
     
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