Who Knew?

It's only 72 virgins. Not to be confused with '76 trombones in the big parade'.

 

**** that then. Who wants virgins in paradise anyhoo l. You'd be better aff with a dozen durty cows. I don't think these ****s have thought this through.

 

You get 72 virgins and eternity to turn them into durty coos.
I would like to know the answers to the following:
Can you get them pregnant?
Do they age?

 

With the full veil in place they'll never know

On a serious note, how the **** does a muzzie know what his burd looks like before he marries her. It's ****ing hard to get an idea from a pair of eyes in a ****ing slit.

My guess is most of them get their new wifes kit of on the wedding night and they're ****ing pug ugly munters. No wonder the ****s are so ****ing angry all the time.

 

Reckon most of them look like the Austrian Burd from the Euro Song Contest...the one whose name translates as "Sausage"

 

How the **** does an austrailian burd get into the euros,

 

Paki *****philes
The pc brigade have a lot to answer for, if this had been a load of white trash nonces they'd have been labelled what for they are, *****philes, but we mustn't upset the minorities in case they kick off and call the race card
****ing disgrace

 

Came across this last week



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...permits-voyeurism-male-s-intentions-pure.html

 

It's not just kids and mattresses that are in danger:

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Defending who?

I was commenting on the oirish GC posters repeatedly starting threads about child abuse on here. It's ****ed.

 

Just like the Rotherham care kids then.

 

I don't know why everyone's so shocked about this abuse, it's no coincidence that Sir Jimmy Savil came from Yorkshire. This sort of thing is a local tradition.

 

Precisely. I would hang them all. Couldn't give a **** what colour, race, religion, sexuality. Hang the ****in lot of them. ****in ***** scumbags.

 

The oirish and the ragheads do have a lot in common:

Medieval Beliefs? - Both Yes
Anti-women? - Both Yes
Terrorists? - Both Yes
*****s? - Both Yes
Live exclusively on a diet of potatoes? - Not sure about the ragheads

 

ER

Colour- pasty white, wrinkly prune like skin with loads of liver spots.

Race- None, he's totally unique as no race on Earth would claim him as one of theirs.

Religion- Believes in Aliens and UFO's

Sexuality-****

Hang the ****

 

You are more tedious than Toby.

The ultimate insult basically.