Fook me Cuellar and Turner in defence ! I hope for your sake theys not many pacey forwards in the Championship.
I'll let you know what it feels like when Rooney slaps his hat-trick past your keeper this Sunday, if I fail to celebrate naturally you might be onto something, although I wouldn't count on it! They're the bollocks, I only have about 3 a year cos of my stupid diet but when I do it's straight to the trafford centre so I can order them from the freshly-made Krispy Kreme drive through, when they're warm and fresh mate there's nowt better. Last time I was down there Michelle Keegan was in her Merc behind, Michelle Keegan and Krispy Kreme donuts, I'd happily just die after eating both of those
Lol ha ha Bri... here's a couple of interesting match odds for you by the way... Man of the match: Lee Cattermole 18/1 - that's worth £2 of anybodies money. Anytime Own Goal: 12/1 (Wes Brown lol)
Polski Sklep... they all come out of them shops with bags full of cured skinny sausages. I used to live on the doorstep of a Polish community, their women love a tight pair of denim jeans!
Have a couple Polish mates/musos great fun absolutely brilliant musicians - but **** can they drink! I tend to stay well away when they go a bender
There's a pole in my gym who we call Nytol cos he's always making lads go to sleep. He said he'd come and re-plaster (obviously) my hall, stairs and landing for free if I got him to tap out, we agreed that I'd just pay him to do it and there was no need for violence!
