The official " I may be back" thread....

**** all this leaving bollocks, I'm back and better than ever. Shagging daughters with Zingy, blowing **** up as we Americans do, and coaching the next world cup players of tomorrow.

Time to kick ass and chew bubble gum........ and I'm allllll out of gum.

 

Hey coach...


[video=youtube;NLN0xUtkFnU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLN0xUtkFnU[/video]

 

Double pizza burger with a mountain of salt on the side for me please Bluffman

#saladsareforgirls

 

Is that you, Greez?






Welcome back, Bluff.









(Has he been away?).

 

If I was Greez that would have just been the starter

 

I don't do salt, it's bad for you. I'd opt for sugar instead, plus it needs chips too


#allaboutgreez

 

American bread is loaded with sugar, and always tastes sweet-almost cake like so you'll be good!

 

BTW, if Bluff is returning then I'm expecting a influx of leaving threads to appear anytime...

 

I don't like sugar, prefer to top things with kebab meat and chips

 

'kin hell

 

It was intentional Saint

 

Thanks for going off-topic ladies, I expected nothing more!

 

I said "welcome back".
D'you want jam on it?

 

He might want it sugar (kebab) coated.

 

Don't know what Milk is on about, just needs to get that Kroger fresh bake bread.

Hawaiin sweet rolls are the **** tho!

No jam, bit of spread though saint.

 

ok.

W e l c o m e b a c k , B l u f f.

 

I'm American not slow saint

It's great to be back though, the messages have flowed in.

 

Sorry, I'm always getting those two mixed up.

Anyway, you back for good? Have you got all your problems sorted?

 

Been in and out lately but will try to get on more as the season starts. I am fully moved in, got my bearings down here, just now getting the season started which has actually calmed things down ( parents with idle time can't wait to find things to moan about).

Still roasting down here, weird seeing the BPL teams in long sleeves and ****.