Sometimes laughter is the best medicine

Fuck sake, ****'s in a worse state than ER.

 

You've taken that too far. No **** is in a worse state than ER.


^^^^^^^^^
(That rhymes by the way)

 

That's not how you spell 'Gambol'.

 

You're a poet and you don't know it.

 

I did, the first step is admitting it.


Although I might be getting poetry confused with alcoholism. Easy mistake to make considered the subject we're discussing.

 

Not sure if this is a parody or not.


http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/webs-worst-source-manchester-united-4084764

Guy quits a well paid job to run a Twitter account focusing on Man U news. Goes from excessive enthusiasm to foul-mouthed meltdown in 4 days.

 

9 more steps and you will become a full blown bard or staying on subject one more step sonny and you're barred.

Better get a coffee!

 

That has to be wind-up. Surely nobody is that dumb?

I left a well paid job to start a twitter account where I could break news to united fans. All I've done is receive abuse. **** off all of u
Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 21, 2014​

 

Coming from you.

 

Aye the guy who posted "Viva Medro" 1500 times.

 

There's very few that post on here who don't come across as ****ing arseholes in their postings from time to time in my opinion. And no I'm not one of those few...

 

Especially when there was "drink taken,your honour",I'm with you there Dan,

let him who is without sin cast the first stone

 

Everyone on here is an arsehole. Bar none.

 

It's pretty much the point of the forum isn't it? There's no way most people would be like this in real life - it wouldn't be possible

 

**** sake I hope not or else I'll never set foot in Glasgow or Aberdeen

 

There are a select bunch who actually act like they're on here in real life. Last time I got a taxi to the airport the driver ranted that ALL the traffic accidents in Aberdeen were caused by "Eastern Europeans" because "They dinna ken how tae ****in' drive"

 

If yer not an arsehole you've no business being on GC.

 

I'm a lovely chap.

 

Very true.

 

****