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So..... who is the worst Newcastle player of all time?

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    for me it has to be Stephane Gui'varch... couldn't hit a barn door with a banjo that bloke... (although Titus Shambles would be a close second):1980_boogie_down:
     
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  2. Agent Bruce

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    Perch and Carr would be on the list.
     
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    Andreas Andersson
     
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    Boumsong?
    Marcelino?
    Paul Dalglish?
    Perch?
     
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    Jean Alain Boumsong for 8m.

    He was absolutely woeful.
     
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    Buggar me...i think there's too many to mention!
     
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    Anyone remember Fumaca? The brazilian we had for all of one game - he was horrendous. Oh dear
     
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    UUUUUMMMMMM......

    ****us Shambles
    Jean Allon Boumsong
    Claudio Cacapa
    Soll Campbell
    Steven Carr
    James Pearch

    hmm is there a theme here
     
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    Cracapa! :D
     
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    Ignoring the price/value for money it's Perch IMO. Has done precisely **** all except guarantee we finished bottom of the fair play league before demanding a transfer.

    Jack of all trades, master of **** all.

    EDIT: forgot Sol, tough one this.
     
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  13. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    Wouldn't say Bramble as there was a season in which he was immense.

    Yes we're talking about ****us.
     
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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Indeed.. there's no defence really (see what I did there)
     
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    We've had alot of bad players so I am going to go for the most disappointing based on pre-signing hype compared to actual ability and return, which would be;

    Silvio Maric

    Edit: GRB beat me to it, but probably wouldn't have but for my introductory blurb <laugh>
     
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  17. Agent Bruce

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    Don't you mean Crapcaca?
     
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  18. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    Albert Luque?

    Although his goal in the "1-0 down 4-1 up" game makes me not want to include him in the list. And he scored in Shearer's testimonial...

    Other than that he was terrible.
     
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  19. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    snap haha
     
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    good shout
     
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