Mackay been a naughty boy?

Thanks mate. I'll get his details sent over to you tomorrow

 

Right -o mate.

I'll get one of the lasses to sort him out.

 

Good job you didn`t say whiter than white.


Oops.

 

Strike one old boy, don't make me ban you.

A donation to the 'Sol Campbell is Balanced' society will do.

I'll send you my bank, er the societies bank details...

 

Will a brown envelope do?

Am I allowed `brown` or is that strike two?

 

It's another black mark I'm afraid.

Ah ****, now I'm implicated too.

 

. It`s so easy isn`t it? Particularly for those who enjoy being offended.

I`m sure the imps will have something about that anarl.

 

Get their knickers in a twist. Women wear knickers, so I guess I'm on the sexism bus too.

Barls.

 

You`re in real trouble now. The women bus drivers especially will have your guts for garters.

garters? ****

 

They'll make mince meat of you.

Aw ****, now I'm homophobic. **** a duck.

****, beastiality.

I give up.

****, now I'm anti-Italian...

 

I enjoyed this back and forth. Very humorous.