Scotch Independence - the countdown

Why do you try to cheat ^^^^^^^^^
And trample people under your feet
Don't you know it is wrong
To cheat a trying man
Don't you know that it's wrong
To cheat a trying man
Well you better stop......it is the wrong em boyo

 

Here sir. Wit the **** has labour got to do with Socialism ?

 

Mibbe she canny sell her flat because it smells of ****e and sperm and burnt tin foil.

 

Labour will still run gcc and gcc will still **** it up, no matter their budget.

 

Aye, but...

So you'd vote No knowing it's going to be ****e rather than vote Yes with the chance it could be better.

 

John Swinney now humbled over currency.

****in hilarious.

Yes - Project Fear - NHS in Scotland will be privatised. Comedy Gold

 

or could be ten times ****in worse.

any answers yet cloth ears? still living in la la world

 

A chance it could be better? Also, a chance it could be worse. Possibly worse than now.

I don't have your faith in the Scottish people ST.

 

And I certainly don't have any faith in Scottish politicians.

 

You have more faith in the MPs of Westminster?

Vote No and we're going to get f**ed by them. They've all but admitted it. Vote Yes and we have the chance to control our own destiny.

It's as simple as that.

 

I voted them in...

Though, I do now worry we might get lumbered with Boris under a No Vote. He's madder than GCs Boris.

 

So for having the temerity to seek self-determination via a democratic process, the Nigels want a punitive response. Even in the event of the Scottish public rejecting said self-determination??

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/aug/20/scottish-independence-referendum-english-attitudes

 

reduce spending to UK average...is that not fair?

 

2nd last paragraph ... Thats what I'd vote for.

 

Well since Scotland appears to be a net positive contributor despite the slightly higher public spending I suppose the response could be stop taking the money and we will stop asking for part of it back

 

Not when you have massive oil revenue.

I've said it before: Scotland is the only country to strike oil and get poorer. That's Westminster's fault. Vote Yes and we can at least make the most of the oild that's left before they piss the rest of it up against a wall.

 

Mybe it's just the way I read it and if I'm wrong I do apologise but would not a "Yes" vote lead to Labour controlling all of Scotland for the rest of time?

 

****e.

It's the north east of scotlands oil and Shetland and the western isles who want **** all to do with Scotland.

micro independence is the future.

even the whisky conglomerates in the highlands don't trust the yes vote and their blatant lies and assumptions.

 

yup.

 

The Guardian is a comic, the only difference between it and The Beano is that The Beano doesn't lie.