Scotch Independence - the countdown

Porridge Tax to rise by 40% after a Yes vote.

 

Pomp and Circumstance by Edward Elgar.

 

Salmond said we're not getting taps (whisky, water and oil) after independence!

It's a No from this monkey hanger.

 

UK Government to classify shortbread as a Class A substance after a yes vote

 

The wearing of kilts to be banned under the Prevention of Terrorism Act in the UK after a Yes vote

 

Hoots Mon

 

"One day sonny, this land of wind turbines will be all yours"

"In about another 35 years"

Big Eck.

 

Down the road came a Junco Partner ^^^^^^^^
For he was loaded as can be
He was knocked out, knocked out loadie loadie loadie
He was a'wobblin' all over the street

 

Wit

The

Fuck!

 

Someone had a bottle of Smirnov for lunch by the looks of things...

 

I'm not surprised that Barrie, Justin Bieber's number one fan, didn't get it but I'm shocked at you Dan!

 

Dan and I are Beleibers.

 

Stop monkeying around.

Ha!! Ha!!

 

Do you want to Take Me On?

MEGALOLZ

 

I have a few of their albums but had genuinely never heard that one. I don't think I want to!

 

We are a family.

You're the cousin in the attic.

 

So, vote yes and the councils will perform better (and weegies will stop smoking n drinking themselves to death).

How does that work?

 

Instead of spending billions on immoral wars, HS2, refurbishing MP's Westminster flats etc. we can spend the money here in Scotland on education, health, housing etc. Or you can vote No and carry on as we are.

 

One of my sisters stays in Crosshill and Wiggy is the MP. She is a useless **** who will not address the growing unrest with the latest batch of immigrants to the area after the last 5 years. Cannot sell her flat because of them. Others are in the same boat.

As long as its not on Wigy's or Fatso's doorstep they couldn't give a ****. And they expect Scots to vote yes??