No. I'm married and she (wife) is sitting next to me right now. However, were I single, yes if I could wash my hands immediately afterwards. Not if I had to leave it on my hands whilst she went to town on me.
You had to have sex with Miley Cyrus first... and if you vomited on Miley (guarenteed) Kate would say no.
So here is the thing...... I reckon you are not a father as a father would know that compared to babies ****ting everywhere is isn't "so bad" However on the other point mikey Cyrus is just an ugly flat chested redneck with little talent and to mention anywhere near Kate upton is just wrong
Massive snorks yeah At least the arsehole would be all clear for exploration after, would probably even drop some laxative in her dinner to get the deep cleanse