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OT: Large Hammerhead Collider

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Aug 19, 2014.

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Should this thread be closed...?

  1. Yes

  2. No

  3. Couldn't give a ****

  4. I'm having a twix for lunch

  5. RHC is a ****!

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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I had greez bang to rights for it <laugh>
     
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  2. TBH, its not much of a poll. Guaranteed outcome #****
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Getaway with yer <laugh>
     
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  4. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    MULTIPLE CHOICE OPTIONS NEEDED!


    It's like if the Scottish referendum said:


    Do you agree that Scotland should be a fully independent nation:
    Yes
    No
    I like bagpipe music
    I hate bagpipe music
    I wear women's panties under my kilt



    Most Scottish men are going to want to pick three options!
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Which 3? <whistle>
     
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  6. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    I didn't even have a twix for lunch had a load of reese's peanu butter jobbies for sweet
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You ate **** for dessert? <yikes>
     
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  8. BBFs Unpopular View

    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    I think that was based on an alleged consequence of general relativity. More chance of you ending the world by wearing golf trousers and a knitted christmas jumper to a black tie event :D
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Wondered how long it'd take you to gravitate to this thread.


    #punintended
     
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  10. BBFs Unpopular View

    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    Touche

    I found all that LHC end of the world stuff hilarious tbh.
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Some people were genuinely **** scared <laugh>
     
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  12. BBFs Unpopular View

    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    True that <laugh>

    Mind you, the rest were scared after a Fail article was published about all our money getting sucked into this LHC created black hole and spewed out into a benefit scrounging alternate universe.

    #'theytookourjobs
     
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  13. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Worst case scenario- if it is the end of the world- it will all happen so quickly none of us will suffer in the slightest- it'd suck up the earth in a blink of an eye... much better than most peoples lives end!



    / not the end of the world
     
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  14. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    ah but you are forgetting relativity here.

    to someone say looking at us from uranus :bandit: it'd be instantaneous but at the event horizon the crushing gravity v time dilation may mean months of suffering
     
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  15. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Time would appear to slow down to anyone here to witness it, but we'd already be dead! Just 16G of gravity could kill you in a minute. Black Hole would be millions of G. Insta-death.
     
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  16. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    hmmmmm but would time slow down at a similar rate to gravity increasing and would it feel like a sudden 16g impact or what....

    i personally think the mancs would suffer for months but god would rapture us super reds all the way to heaven (or the league title in other words)
     
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  17. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    If I remember and understand physics correctly- gravity is "instant"- there is no "speed of gravity" the force it exerts happens immediately everywhere, unlike light, for example, which only travels at the speed of light. (the moon for example feels the pull of where we are now- not where we were x gazillionths of a second a go)

    It is almost certain that Mancs would suffer more though... if there is a God. And there is. He is called Robbie.
     
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  18. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    yes but is there a spped of time? what if time slows as fast as the gravity increases so that tiny 5 of a second to an outsider seeing earth vanish could b infinite for the poor manc left on earth to experience the destruction.

    ah well at least they don't have eternity with moyes though.......
     
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  19. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Nope. I ate some delicious peanut butter and choco concoctions.

    On a related note though. Answer this. Let's say Kate Upton offers you a night of no strings attached screwing, nothing off limits and she will do everything to you because she thinks you're great. The one catch is you have to watch her go to the bog and take a ****, watch the **** come out her pipe and then pick it out of the bowl with your bare hands, hold it aloft and squeeze it. Would you take her up on the offer??
     
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  20. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    What's the catch?
     
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