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My Dog's Got No Nose

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Aug 19, 2014.

  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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  2. Patience

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    Why don't you shut the **** up you cabbage eating ****?
     
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  3. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    He'd only last about 50mtrs before collapsing in a heap wheezing whilst gasping for another hit of a cannabis 'bomb' or whatever the junkies call it.
     
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  4. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Nothing wrong with cabbage.

    I make a really tasty cabbage soup.
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    If I have soup in a restaurant I always have a very small bowl.

    That's right. I only have a soupcon.
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Exit signs ... they're on the way out!
     
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  8. Patience

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    Pud's salivating at all this cabbage chat.
     
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  9. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    There`s a very thin line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like a fool
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Just started my own small business building Yachts in my attic.


    Sales are through the roof
     
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    This far better comedy than the fringe (a festival for ****s, lezzers and *****s held in the most ****yish capital in the world).
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I once ****ed over a leaflet.


    You could say I got off to a flyer.
     
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  13. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    That's why ST moved there from Hicksville in the Boondocks.
     
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  14. The Raging Oxter

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    Had a fancy dress party last night and got beaten up after sleeping with a ghost. At least I thought it was a ghost, turns out it was my Muslim next door neighbours wife.
     
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  15. RAVENBLACK

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    racist ****.
     
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  16. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    What's the difference between a Jewish wife and a Catholic wife?

    A Jewish wife has real jewellery and fake orgasms.
     
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  17. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    It's hard for kleptomaniacs to get puns because they take everything, literally.
     
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    My mate's a dyslexic pimp - he opened a warehouse.
     
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  19. Mick O'Toon

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    What do you call an epileptic in a deck chair? A Transformer.
     
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    I once knew a dyslexic agnostic insomniac. He used to lay awake all night wondering if there was a dog.
     
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