http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-28838287 **** me and that's the best they can offer. Dev would give them a run for their money.
He'd only last about 50mtrs before collapsing in a heap wheezing whilst gasping for another hit of a cannabis 'bomb' or whatever the junkies call it.
This far better comedy than the fringe (a festival for ****s, lezzers and *****s held in the most ****yish capital in the world).
Had a fancy dress party last night and got beaten up after sleeping with a ghost. At least I thought it was a ghost, turns out it was my Muslim next door neighbours wife.
What's the difference between a Jewish wife and a Catholic wife? A Jewish wife has real jewellery and fake orgasms.
I once knew a dyslexic agnostic insomniac. He used to lay awake all night wondering if there was a dog.