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OT: Large Hammerhead Collider

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Aug 19, 2014.

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Should this thread be closed...?

  1. Yes

  2. No

  3. Couldn't give a ****

  4. I'm having a twix for lunch

  5. RHC is a ****!

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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Not long now. Should be colliding again at full power by January 2015. If we're still in touch at that point, the future truly is RED.

    Some of you lucky people know about my theory from BBC 606 days <ok>
     
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  2. sympathy post <ok>
     
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  3. Jesus Christ.

    Jesus Christ. Active Member

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    Pffft, they'll be dissapointed. They wont recreate the first seconds of creation without the help of the big man.
     
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  4. Flappy Flanagan (JK)

    Flappy Flanagan (JK) Well-Known Member

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    Isnt there a small chance of destroying the world.
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Cheers <laugh>
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    They've already done that, JC <ok>
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No, but we'll destroy the footballing world <ok>
     
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  8. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    I remember us being **** last time it was running.

    #seasonover
     
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  9. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    What the **** is a large hardon collision. You need your head checking la <yikes> large hardon colander?? ****in hell
     
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  10. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member
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    September 2008 - LHC melts itself during testing. Liverpool have best league season for seven years
    November 2009 - LHC starts working again. Liverpool are **** for next four years
    February 2013 - LHC closes for upgrade. Liverpool have best league season since the LHC was last shut down
    January 2015 - LHC reopens. Liverpool go from top of the league to relegation candidates over next 15 months

    It'll happen <ok>

    If anything, it's Utd who've gone backwards whilst the LHC is off. I look forward to micro black holes and particle collisions dragging us back into Europe and on to glory...shortly before the universe implodes...
     
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  11. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    So RHC has been a BS this whole time? Knew there was something wrong with that wooly batard. <ok>
     
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  12. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Or conversely turning it on could scupper us. everything went well with it off!!!
     
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  13. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Close this now, when RHC used to come out with this crap we'd always get stuffed!
     
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  14. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Agree, plus its boring spacey wacy sciencey wiency bollox that has no place on here <ok> stick to tales from the local boozer ya drooling teabagee
     
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  15. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    There is that aswell, if this isn't closed by the City game we're ****ed.
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    #disinformation

    #watchandwait
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    #taffytwat
     
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  18. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Y'****ing jinx get this closed! <laugh>
     
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  19. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    I thought he was away with Zingy....and then this :emoticon-0160-movie
     
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  20. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    Zingy had sex with his brother and RHC? :huh:
     
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