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HELP!! Dating Advice Needed!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Lightfoot, Jun 28, 2011.

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  1. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    You shouldn't be putting out on a first date. It's not the gentlemanly thing to do :tongue:
     
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    Sam Axe, Jun 28, 2011
  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    True, but that's better than being a ****.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jun 28, 2011
  3. Heavy Metal Toon

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    Anyone who laughs at someone for being a virgin is a childish twat.
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Jun 28, 2011
  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    virgin alert <laugh>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jun 28, 2011
  5. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I wasn't laughing at him (or you) for being virgins. I was laughing at him for pretending he shags loads of women when it's clear he's never shagged owt in his puff.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jun 28, 2011
  6. Lightfoot

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    Ummm "virgin" this, "virgin" that.

    methinks the lady doth protest too much....

    Don't psychiatrists call that 'deflecting'?

    You got something you want to get off yer chest ST? <laugh>

    Gopher it, mate. You're amongst friends here...
     
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    Lightfoot, Jun 28, 2011
  7. Lightfoot

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    OOOOOFT!! <laugh><ok>
     
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    Lightfoot, Jun 28, 2011
  8. Calatron

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    You are coming across as a mixture of The Sherminator from American Pie and McLovin which spells virgin.
     
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    Calatron, Jun 28, 2011
  9. Albert's Chip Shop

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    just hire hookers mate.. much easier..
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jun 28, 2011
  10. PointyBirds

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    I don't get this: if your hole is guaranteed, why are you bothering with the posh restaurant bit?

    DVD and a pizza on your couch, FFS.
     
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    PointyBirds, Jun 28, 2011

  11. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Oi **** bits. I didn't see him mention loads of woman. Just the one he is taking out for a nice meal. <ok>

    My advice Lightfoot, Just do the 2 courses or just drink water with the meal and no bloaty drinks.
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Jun 28, 2011
  12. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    If you are sick over her would she definitely not let you ride her?
     
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    monacoger, Jun 28, 2011
  13. Erik

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    Both got laid in their respective films, so I disagree.
     
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    Erik, Jun 28, 2011
  14. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    I've always thought nibbling a prawn is a good starter.
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Jun 28, 2011
  15. Erik

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    You're a vile and disgusting pervert.

    Fancy making an ad for the site?
     
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    Erik, Jun 28, 2011
  16. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    You could actually use the spew to lube her arsehole, that way, after you take your cock out her arse, you won't just have sweetcorn and tomato skin, but have carrots aswell. Everyone's a winner!
     
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    monacoger, Jun 28, 2011
  17. The Ginger Marks

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    You smooth talking bastard :)
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Jun 28, 2011
  18. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

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    What sort of person posts on the internet when they are getting laid
     
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    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Jun 28, 2011
  19. -jordan-

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    encourage her to eat something light like a salad or some bollocks so she gets pissed easier, and then **** her loose.
     
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  20. PointyBirds

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    "Fancy a vodka in your wine?"
     
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    PointyBirds, Jun 28, 2011
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