Off Topic The Goodhand Arms

...aaaaaaand he's off on one again.

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Vintage Collymore, calls today's youth "Feral" yet he used to beat his wife.

 

Forgot how much I loved unemployment. Drinking on a Monday night, wahey!

And remember that girl I used to harp on about? Best mate's extremely friendly girlfriend who I have confusing feelings for? Well I've just sat in a pub with her and listened to how she discovered a "triple anal" video and got off to it. Nice, detailed story that lasted a good 20 minutes. Naturally that has rejuvenated my opinion that she is the sexiest thing ever. This adds to the time recently when we ended up in the woods with her completely naked (not gonna bother trying to explain that) and is making me seriously wonder where the line is, or if there even is a line, and how long it is until I'm invited into the bedroom.

I'm currently on her sofa by the way.

 

I just think you're too scared to shag her anyway now Joe. Too much talking about it.

 

I'd run a mile to be honest - not in a sexual sense, but she sounds like the baddest of bad news, for the sake of a shag.

 

Well I can't do much but talk about it; I'm not gonna try it on with my best mate's girlfriend. But if the offer was there I don't think I'd even blink. Probably last about ten seconds though.

She's really, really nice though.

 

Shhhhhh I'm egging him on.

 

Someone I'm friends with, someone from their class at school has had a baby girl and called it 'Katniss'. Genuinely.

 

She's really, really not.

 

Had to google that. From The Hunger Games, apparently.

 

I dunno what's made you think that. Genuinely.

 

The way she's treating you and her boyfriend (based on what you've said). Screams attention-seeker to me.

 

Jennifer Lawrence is the only reason I know anything about Hunger Games. As good a reason as any.

 

Ah, one of the great voices of football announcing, James Alexander Gordon has passed away, aged 78.

 

Oh man that was a big part of my childhood, listening to his voice on Grandstand. RIP

 

Well firstly that doesn't make someone a bad person, it's just a side effect of low self esteem. Secondly she's, like, the opposite of that. She's not treating anyone badly.

 

Actually, that COULD be a side effect of low self esteem, not necessarily IS. Being picky.

 

I dunno, I think it's always linked. If you crave attention that badly, that's the underlying reason. You need validation or reassurance.

 

It's just opinion based on what you've said over the past however long Joe. I completely accept I could be absolutely wrong. You know the situation. Just take care with it. Please.













I don't think I am wrong

 

By the way, I agree, attention seeking/low self esteem doesn't make someone a bad person at all. It does make a relationship with them, either an intimate one, or as a friend, a whole lot more troublesome though, dependent upon how that low self-esteem manifests itself.