A few people...

on here could probably use one of these and not just to stop them going darker.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-china-blog-28803400

 

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Basically, it's a balaclava.

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Ps: Ooh aah.

 

Think how itchy a balaclava would be when it was wet though and it would take a lot longer to dry too.

 

Great points and I've taken note.

 

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This is good news for me. I've had to spend the last 44 years wearing a balaclava as first my parents and then the council, have always forbidden me from leaving my house without my face being fully covered.

 

Sensitive skin, Dan?

 

Or just stay indoors.

****ing ridiculous.

 

Nah - I'm just an ugly ****

 

Don't put yourself down mate, I'm sure there must be some just as ugly girl out there for you somewhere

 

Im just back from holidays and I must say a few people I seen when I was on my holidays couldve done with thise masks as the mere sight of holiday sun made them look like tomatoes on my holidays.

Ps I was on holidays incase anyone was wondering.

 

More positive life advice from the new guy. You'll fit in well here, there's quite a few moody Michaels who could do with your wise words.

 

Yes I was wondering.

 

Was the weather nice in Rathkeale?

 

Fell asleep pissed in the sun and went the colour of beetroot?

Drunken Irishman In Sunburn Hell.

 

I knew you would be .. the old policemans nose never leaves

 

I've been keeping a diaary and I had noticed your suspicious absence. I found it suspicious.

 

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