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Blackpool sign Nile Ranger

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Hugh Briss, Aug 16, 2014.

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  1. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28819836

    Quite incredible, but yet another club decides to gamble on Nile Ranger.

    The 23 year-old striker has found a new home in Blackpool after being released by Swindon Town.

    Staggering really. He's proved beyond doubt that he's utterly determined to waste the talent that he's been given.

    Poor discipline added in means he must be running out of places to go.
     
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    Hugh Briss, Aug 16, 2014
  2. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    If anyone was going to sign him it would be a club that didn't have a full team to field. They will regret it in the long run.

    Like it said on the BBC live football page: Nile Ranger in Blackpool sounds like a late-night reality show on Bravo...
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Aug 16, 2014
  3. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I assumed he was in prison.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Aug 16, 2014
  4. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Blackpool need players, so will probably take anyone on, whatever the past sins.

    To be fair to Ranger though, he's never actually been locked up in Blackpool (yet).
     
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    Heed, Aug 16, 2014
  5. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    From what I've seen of the place, I'm not even sure what you need to do to get locked up in Blackpool. Could be a match made in heaven!
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Aug 16, 2014
  6. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    Love it!
     
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    Hugh Briss, Aug 16, 2014

  7. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    What mugs they are
     
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  8. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

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    May God have mercy on their souls.
     
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    Beardsley's Rancid Sack, Aug 16, 2014
  9. haslam

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    Come on lads, what's the worst that could happen?

    That could be its own thread...
     
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    haslam, Aug 16, 2014
  10. Gordonthetoony

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    When you are desperate just about anyone will do, even a knobhead.
     
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    Gordonthetoony, Aug 16, 2014
  11. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Signing Nile Ranger two games into the season is like being in a club at 4am and all your mates have pulled some cracking talent while you were stood at the bar talking football with some random stranger. Just as you realise that you've run out of options and everyone is taken, you notice the bird sat on her own while all of her mates are off doing their thing elsewhere. Looking at her you already know its not the best option, and from the state of her you know you might be taking a few risks too. But the night is almost over, you've been too busy getting drunk to notice the time running out and you need to do something. Its not what you would have chosen and it's definitely not your finest hour, but all you can do is hope that everyone else is too busy focussing on what they are doing to notice. Its all about short term goals and filling holes.
     
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  12. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    The difference is you do it EVERY Saturday night! ;)
     
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  13. Hugh Briss

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    That was far too elaborate to have been invented ;)
     
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    Hugh Briss, Aug 19, 2014
  14. Beardsley's Shimmy

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    This waster stole a living from us.
     
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    Beardsley's Shimmy, Aug 21, 2014
  15. Frank_Pingel_Legend

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    Crumbs, Blackpool must be even more desperate than I thought.
     
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    Frank_Pingel_Legend, Aug 21, 2014
  16. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    The problem is I've reached the stage where that would be a good night now!!

    No comment
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Aug 21, 2014
  17. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    They've signed one of the people I hate the most in this world! But obviously to be fair to them, they really are out of options, signing rejected players like Ranger may save them. Or might destroy them further.

    Hopefully not the latter, as they're a nice club.
     
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    Welshie, Aug 22, 2014
  18. Monsieur Rivière

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    He have second chance, thirds chance, fourth chance. If he fails to being good now he should be made toilet cleaner for bad bowel hospital! =^)

    he is stupid **** player
     
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    Monsieur Rivière, Aug 24, 2014
  19. SUPERNORWICH 23

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    He is gods child i met him and it is tattooed on his neck in massive lettering. I knew it was him because he also had RANGER on his forehead.:sad:
     
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