OT - The most annoying sounding commentator/reporter ever?

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I hate Alan Green followed by Adrian Durham. Both knobheads.

 

Alan green

 

This, this and this for me for the crap he comes out with. Always put us down even in the Keegan and Sir Bobby Days,

As for most annoying sounding, I grew up in Scotland in the 80s and there was one particular nasally commentator who was so boring and dull (rarely bothering to say anything more than a name) but then without reason would go into hyper mode, and gradually increase in pitch until only dogs could hear him. Can't remember his name though.

 

The bloke rounds like he drinks helium.

 

Andy Townsend - The most plastic of paddy's and talks utter poop.

Robbie Savage - Just look at him! Should be bound, gagged and dropped in the river.

 

Tyldesley.

 

The tool on talk sport high pitched ****ing scream......can't remember his name as I turn the bell end off.****ing tit.

 

Ian ( The Moose ) Abrahams. Giggles like a girl.

 

Nothing compares pardews ****

 

Alan Green boils my pi$$

 

Chris waddle for me. Cracking player for us but he HAS to be THE ****test commentator/pundit on the planet.

 

This - the man talks utter ****e and still calls a penalty a pelanty!

 

I am beginning to warm to Waddle.. and he is isn't that bad..plus you get to shout 'Pelanty' when ever someone goes down in the box.

Now for real dross..cant beat the Tyldsley/Townsend combo... like suffering from projectile vomiting and Dysentery at the same time..

 

This bloke is the boss though
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Like the Sid Widdell of football

 

Boy, I bet you could fit "I hate Pardew" into any discussion. Must be nice to never be at a loss for something to say.

 

Phil Neville puts me to sleep.

 

Phil Neville is terrible. Michael Owens accent is so freaking annoying it becomes painful, and he does like to remind everyone he used to play footballer rather well once. So lets all not forget the 30 odd year old wonder kid!

When it comes to punditry after the game, Jamie Redknapp is a bit of a t**t. Doesn't make points and says things to be controversial. The utter legend Alan Shearer, generally has the personality of a boot on the telly, despite our love for him its hard to deny. Doesn't have a tv personality despite from what I've heard from anyone who's actually met him, he's brilliant in person.

Alan Hansen back when he was on MOTD was f**ing terrible, I can't believe they made such a big deal out of him retiring. It's like killing someone, and making a big deal and telling everyone as you rap him in carpet and throw him off the local pier. His opinions where truly atrocious.

Any reporter who finds the need to talk about the same thing an entire game. Like the Burnley-Chelsea game, where the non-footballer commentator reminded the audience that "Burnley are newly promoted." , "They're playing pretty good considering they're s**t." "Oh look, Burnley made a successful attacking play. That's an odd thing to happen considering they've just been promoted." - Needless to say, not direct quotes.

edit: A more obvious example of a commentator doing this is when Gerrard returned from injury. From the moment he came on the pitch at about 60 minutes, to the moment the game ended, the commentators spoke about everything Gerrard had ever done, mentioned and discussed his every movement in great detail and analysed every pass like it was Kim Jong Un playing, and North Korea was watching.

"Look as the glorious leader kicks the ball! WOW! Such accuracy." Commentators sitting on a players dick, angers me more than anything.