Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

I may have been being a funny **** westie

 

One of those words is certainly true...

 

Typical Eastie

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Thanks, I always thought was funny but it's always nice for others to confirm it

PS... Do you want to hear a joke?

 

Roberno I dont

 

The Mrs (nm) is a batard ****! Asked her at 8pm if she was hungry, she said not really but give it an hour and she'll want something. It's now 9pm so just asked again and her response was "I don't want anything so get something for yourself". What a ****! Made me wait an hour for **** all

 

according to ssn Barkleys out for up to 6 weeks

 

Sod it, have a few beers then eat. Rounds the night off nicely

 

Only got in at 7.30pm after footy. Had a bath and then asked about food. Had two buds whilst waiting that bloody hour!!!

 

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

 

Its because he never got his dream move so he's slightly annoyed

 

Sod it, have some more and get food later on


Lads night tom and one of the lads owes me a kebab

The fat batard last time we went out he ended up going to the fried chicken place and as I was going into the pizza place he said get him a kebab as well

 

Bath is needed as I was shaving the head

 

On the last bud now so Fosters after. Already doing good too; two quarter pounder burgers

 

Ive only had a couple Early morning shift tomorrow

 

I'm at work tomorrow too; 12 to 6

 

A fundraiser? Good job we dont play tomorrow then!

 

No, it's a free Community Concert. Its a pilot scheme at the minute but hoping to make it into a fundraising given time. It's only on 3pm to 5pm but H&S bollox means I'm there six hours. Least it's time and half so I get just over a day off in return

 

Nice, is it outdoors? Weather our way is due to be cloudy, dont think its meant to rain

 

No, outdoor. Go a bandstand on the local park, trying to raise the parks profile.