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Sometimes laughter is the best medicine

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Medro, Aug 20, 2013.

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  1. gas

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    He wasn't invited :D
     
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  2. SUPERNORWICH 23

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    Who is Monica i never heard of her?
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Aug 15, 2014
  3. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Just as well. Who'd want that old spunk guzzler bringing everyone down with this stories of biscuits and soup. Plus, there's a fair chance he'd get one of us drunk and try to rape us. I suspect it would be Pud. ER likes them big and chubby.
     
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  4. Mick

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    It was all going swimmingly too - until the bastards refused to pay me out.

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    Mick, Aug 15, 2014
  5. Otto Flayshow

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    Otto Flayshow, Aug 15, 2014
  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    When ye go walloped in the first leg 4-1

    If any one of their two missed penalties had gone in Celtic would be oot.

    The really funny thing is that if even one of those penalties had been scored Legia could have fielded 11 illegal players in the second leg and still gone through.

    You ****s are right jammy bastursts, as well as being a right riddy.
     
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    Gambol, Aug 15, 2014
  7. DevAdvocate

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    Speaking on Friday, Legia chairman Dariusz Mioduski said: "A few days ago we requested Uefa for a quick appeal and we also discussed the possibility of not getting the right result. "We received indication and declaration that Uefa would support us in a fast track proceeding in front of Cas in case there was a rejection in our appeal.

    "We tried to contact Uefa because we've prepared the application for fast tracking but after several hours we finally got an indication that Uefa will not support us. "This effectively means that they want us to accept their decision. We are very surprised by this change of position."

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28797122
     
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  8. The Raging Oxter

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    Funny too.
     
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  9. RAVENBLACK

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    If there is any justice Legia will be re-instated.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Aug 15, 2014
  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I'm still laughing.
     
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  11. Otto Flayshow

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    Was this letter written by ER, our resident biscuit correspondent?

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  12. Mick

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  13. RAVENBLACK

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    Well said John Ford.

    This is Great Britain.

    No cookies please, we're British. Ware a biscuit country.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Aug 15, 2014
  14. stopmeandslapme

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    Ware?
    Used to live near there.
    I just don't care
    For the septic vernacular

    ...and I want to kill people who say "Can I get a <insert something, usually twatty coffee>". ****s.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Aug 15, 2014
  15. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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  16. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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  17. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Well click on the link then find the video and watch it then stoopit
     
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    <laugh>.
     
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  19. Ciaran

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    Soz, thought I would have had to have been a facebooker to see it.

    Good auld wind up <laugh>
     
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    Ciaran, Aug 16, 2014
  20. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I was in the Coop the other day, third in the queue. The bloke and bird in front of me were probably both late twenties. Bloke said "can I get one of the scratchcards?" Bird said "can I get 20 Silk Cut?" Middle-aged bird behind the counter replies - on both occasions - "no, it's alright, I'll get it for you."
     
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: Toby's laptop is poofy, Poofy's labcat is Toby, Toby is a Poof, Toby rejected by poofs for being too gay, toby amused by constant not606 posters beel, Toby hates Jocks and paddies, Toby hates tits and fanny, Toby lost virginity at 27, &amp;amp;lt;--- Wow, peter loves xena's yellow potty

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