Proposing

Ignore this ****. That's why they keep on divorcing him.

 

I wasn't talking to you ya senile old ****. Now get back to your lonely existence licking windows, that double glazing won't clean itself you know.

 

Naw it's no.

It's about adjusting to whatever a ****in **** wants.

 

Well obviously I didn't know that the first two times ffs

 

An good luck tae ye, sir.

 

If ye like cake.........

 

it implies that your dad owns you which I don't like and as I don't speak to mine, it would seem a bit weird, no?

 

will you marry me?

 

In that instance, yes. But otherwise, no.

The same could be said for the father walking the daughter down the aisle to 'give her away'.

 

I agree - I just think it all depends on the relationship you have with your intended's family. My mate got engaged in Dublin the other week and took her dad out fo a pint to tell him - her dad wanted to buy drinks for the whole pub until he was reminded that his daughter might say "no"

 

I`m sure she will enjoy St Peters Dome.

 

Unfortunately it's under restoration until March 2015.

My favourite fountain in Rome is the Fontana dei Quattro Fiumi in any case.

 

Yer homies wid shoot ya upside da head if they heard ye say that.

 

I know

 

You're about as black as 100gsm A4 paper, ya ****.

 

If only this was a PG Wodehouse novel, Jeeves would be around to get young Bealie Wooster out of this difficult predicament.

 

yeah I don't like that either

don't like veils either, creep me out.

 

Need to organise a stag do on here nearer the time. I'll do it if you want, Daniel?

 

Put me down as a No show Nev