Did he not say "You there with the glasses and the gun. Calm down, calm down. Oh, **** I've been shot"
He was correct. Anytime I cross a border I realise how ****ed this world is. Apart from the Scotland/England one though, I toot the horn as I pass the "Failte gu Alba" sign and a few days later when I'm off in the opposite direction I'm thinking "thank **** I'm off back home." Actually, getting into Ireland wasnt any hassle either. The worst one by a mile was the Thailand/Malaysia border, its a ****ing disaster worth experiencing just to see how daft the concept of a border really is.
The US is the funniest. They've spent billions of dollars on border fences, hi-tech patrols, motion sensors, barbed-wire, ditches and all other manner of stuff. Yet millions of Central and South Americans get across every year. The Amazing Racist: [video=youtube;3_zRgw-I93Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_zRgw-I93Q[/video]
****ing hell Mick, I actually read all that and it seems Ireland (NI and ROI) is more ****ed up than Scottish football. Whats your thoughts on a United Kingdom including Eire with one central government in Westminster overseeing 4 devolved state governments in England, Scotland, Ireland and Wales? I think it would only work if the monarchy was to be removed and we go down the road of a presidential republic. Another option is to break it all up with Scotland, England & Wales as independant nations within the EU and Ireland working out between the 2 states what the best way forward is. I'm no Nelson Mandela, but I really think people need to learn how to get on. For a start, people's hatred has deprived them of a ridiculous volume of top quality muff.
Aye, the best bit is where he toots the horn and blows a whistle. What a bastard. Still the first time I ever saw that I was crying with laughter. He's got another one where he goes into a Jewish laundry and asks them to dry clean his Nazi uniform
Thats up there with anti fascists for hilarious irony. "If you dont stop being so offensive I'll ****ing kill you!"
