Proposing

Off to Rome in October to propose to the girlfriend.

 

I did it in TKmaxx at silverburn

 

Classy guy. I'm betting the ring cost an arm and a leg, hence the cheap location.

I'm doing it the other way - forking out for the trip, cheap (kinda) ring

 

no I got the ring in there. £30

 

Oh well, I'm sure she was very happy regardless. When you love someone the ring and location don't really matter I suppose.

 

Forget it, just lock the thread please Mick.

 

This is worse than the ****e ER posts. I expect it to be a 10 pager.

 

I did it in a nightclub in Hamilton when we were eccied oot oor faces. Then we eloped to Gretna Green, then honeymooned in Paris for a week.

Stupidest ****in chain of events I ever stumbled into.

 

how long you been with her Ian?

 

Five months Shaun.

 

True dat.

My 1st proposal was on a warm summers day restaurant terrace overlooking the Avon gorge/Clifton suspension bridge. Big **** off diamond set in a white gold ring. Ended in divorce some years later.

My 2nd proposal was in some restaurant/taverna high up in Greek island overlooking the Agean sea, very romantic. Big **** off diamond set in a white gold ring. Ended in divorce some years later.

My 3rd proposal was pissed up in a pub in Bristol. No ring. Still going strong.

 

Do your lot do the old down on one knee Beale or do you have a different sort of tribal ritual?

 

There's a lesson to be learned there. Am ****ed if ah know what it is though.

 

On one knee in Paris for this Fenian

 

Just give her a packet of hula hoops.

A plethora of rings.

Only the best though, bbq flavour.

 

5 months? have you even seen her anus yet?

 

A non-bleached ring is a bit of a game-changer.

 

Tongued it twice

 

like tonging a battery?

good luck Ian, I'll be rooting for ya

 

Not sure I understand that phrase?

She's quite kinky and into vibrators and stuff so that's quite good.

Going to ask her da's permission before I proposed because it's old fashioned and respectful.