Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

I didn't mean telling Denice, why does no one question the one that steals? Why not stand up to her and say "why the **** you stealing?" or something similar? Make sure others ear and make her look and feel stupid! If Denice is in the predicament you said and she can't do anything then it may get you in her good books too

 

Well, its all good then I suppose. Guess he'll get help whether he wants it or not now

 

Good news. Hope he's able to look after himself.

 

That's the problem, Noz. He isn't able to. Denice even had to organise his Mum's funeral and did the buffet for free.

 

Is it sad that I'm actually scrolling back through this thread to catch up?

 

You're the lucky one, you get to live the experience whereas its just a lasting memory for the rest of us

 

What's that supposed to mean?

 

I presume none of the rest of us realize just what a steaming pile of dog poo the whole lot is as we've avidly listened while magic gets to read through hand go F me that lot in the cheese want institutionalization.

 

Apparently the evil little witch has ingratiated her way back into Denice's circle of affection. Will she not ****ing learn? Lot of pissed off people about that development.

 

I'm starting to wonder if this is one bug hallucination after RHC takes some dodgy pills each night...

 

Must have lots of practice pushing all the right buttons with the landlady

 

No hallucination could be like this surely?

 

The rest of us have already read it and therefore can't enjoy to it's full extent like reading for the first time brings.

 

Not sure of that's the right word to use...

 

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Must have MITO. I know what her boyfriend had for his tea last night and what he's having tonight. What the **** makes her twisted mind think anyone is remotely ****ing interested?

 

Some people have nothing to talk about other than themselves, they seemingly take no interest in anything that doesn't directly affect them.
If you had any common interests at all, you could engage her in some sort of conversation that was marginally more interesting than the everyday minutiae of her own existence.
Have you tried discussing elementary particle physics with her?
I feel sure that would work.

 

Warren Zevon brought an album out called 'Sentimental Hygiene'. The title track is often put on the jukey in there. She once asked me what it meant. It was as though I was explaining particle physics to her, so I reckon I'll give that one a miss. There are some in there who have been a little more receptive, however. There is a majority who decry the amount of money spent. Guess that's another debate. One for Sisu, probably

 

You should direct her to the Man U board. http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/151187-What-the-f(u)ck-shall-I-have-for-Dinner-thread/page201

 

That would kill their ****ing board altogether