Anyone have this? I used to but have now controlled it thank God (or Big Bang or Aliens). Anyway there is a chap at work who definitely has it. Just making a cup of tea in the kitchen and in he pops. I stood back and watched in amazement as he rearranged everything in the kitchen and he could not keep still. At one point he muttered that bananas should not be kept beside apples as he meticulously rearranged the fruit bowl. Then he was off to the bin and carefully dismantled a doughnut bag before placing it in the bin. I was exhausted watching him. He's still in there now!!
'That dude' is Joseph Ducreux I only know that because they asked who he was on Uni Challenge last week.
After I eat anything I have to wash my hands and face. I fee uneasy if I don't. I guess that's OCD. Apparently I also talk out loud in the shower, mainly uttering random numbers and phrases. No ****in idea what that is.
This is true. Bananas will cause the other fruit to ripen too quickly. Their skin gives off some kind of chemical or summat like that.
I lived with a fella in Malta for about 6 months. The **** grew up in an Glaswegian orphanage - every morning he'd get up and start scrubbing the house - like sofa pulled out/mattresses turned over type of spring clean, until the place was immaculate. I liked it.
I got into a bad habit of washing my hands regularly for a while but, like depression, I just said "enough's enough" and that was the end of it. People who "suffer" from OCD or depression are just weak-willed ****s.
. Bristol residents have today been revealed as the most unhygienic in Britain, according to a poll of 4,000 adults by Wet Ones to launch National Hand Hygiene Awareness Week. Those living in the south west city go the longest without cleaning their hands – failing to give their hands a good scrub with soap and water for nearly 38 HOURS straight. That's the equivalent of dodging the soap for almost TWO days, with several opting for a 'quick rinse under the tap' as a viable alternative. Bristolians also spend the least amount of time washing their hands clean – less than the recommended 10-15 seconds, before wiping them on their trouser legs. And they're less likely than other British regions to wash their digits after going to the toilet, when they're in a hurry or because their hands simply don't look grubby. DIRTY MITTS LEAGUE DIRTIEST HANDS HOURS BRITS GO WITHOUT WASHING THEIR HANDS 1. Bristol 38hrs, 24mins 2. Edinburgh 37hrs, 12mins 3. Norwich 33hrs, 36mins 4. Wolverhampton 33hrs. 6mins 5. Belfast 32hrs, 36mins 6. Leeds 32hrs, 24mins 7. London 30hrs, 40mins 8. Newcastle 30hrs, 12mins 9. Cambridge 29hrs, 48mins 10. Liverpool 29hrs, 18mins CLEANEST HANDS 1. York 19hrs, 24mins 2. Aberdeen 20hrs, 12mins 3. Coventry 22hrs, 18mins 4. Plymouth 23hrs 5. Leicester 23hrs, 18mins 6. Cardiff 23hrs, 48mins 7. Manchester 24hrs, 12mins 8. Birmingham 24hrs, 3mins 9. Portsmouth 26hrs, 36mins 10. Brighton 26hrs, 54mins
One time I got into a habit of washing my hands EVERY time I had a ****e. It was getting out of hand; I was going through a full dispenser of soap every three months or so. Then I said to myself, 'Bealey (except I used my actual name which I won't post on here, but it's Daniel), this is getting out of hand'. So after I had finished relieving myself I just stood and stared at the sink for a bit, but managed to edge closer and closer to the door, and once I was outside and shut it over so the sink was out of view, that was it. I went to the kitchen and continued chopping the peppers that were to go in my chicken stir fry that evening. I've saved an absolute mint, haven't bought any handwash for ages.
No surprise that ****s from Bristol and Edinburgh are clatty bastards going by the folk who post on here.
